Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 12, 2023

Who is this…CLOWN….anyway? (By the way, I DO NOT accept PENNYWISE and pound foolish" answers.;-D

(Sometimes) you do not want to be with IT or where IT’s at.

I despise when people use “at” at the end of a question.

Dang IT! I had a joke about IT! But now I can’t remember IT!

I worked in IT for awhile.

Where’s Cousin It?

Remind me again why I don’t like Stephen King.

Tim Curry is the only Pennywise for me

That is something up with which I will not put!

Didn’t your mother ever warn you about peeping into sewer wells?

Beware of Pennywise!!!

How young IT guys get recruited.

I got two turntables and a microphone!!

IT (sic) is just a “clone” from yesterday’s toon …!

( I use [sic] a lot because sometimes I are [sic] )

As they say…“__it happens”!

Just because Stephen King was clowning around.

Did he ever learn to jog facing traffic?

BUT! The name of the place is “I like it like that”.

Bravo! Good one, and scary too…

Ya’ll better be careful if Pennywise hears you complaining!!!!

LOL

What is it?! Ahhh I said it!!!Ahhh I said it again!!! Ahhh!!!

Do they all float?

Don’t want to see him there