Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 28, 2023

Oh grate it had to be him as my opponent.

This match has more holes than Swiss cheese!!!

Is that a sponge?

About to be even Swissier.

Announcer: “Holey smokes, I think the challenger is melting down before the match even starts. Gonna be Gouda night Irene folks.”

The Gratiator.

it’s obvious who has the grater chance of winning.

“Oh, Grate!!! I’ll get shredded in the first round!”

He > U

He’ll shred me from top to bottom …..who set up this fight?

I just hope he crumble too soon

Is that Swiss cheese or Sponge Bob?

“Unless this guy is a 70s lampshade, I’m in big trouble.”

Wander into the comments above at your own risk.

This does not bode well for the cheese.

Am I missing something? How does a cheese grater, a block of cheese, or a sponge fit any definition of “martial”?

He’s up against one of the all-time grates.

No hitting below the melt.

Everything will be fine, of coarse.

Grate, he going to get shredded.

These comments are all pretty punny.

Last time he only had to deal with a chihuahua named Shredder. This one is going to grate on him, fer sure!