The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 01, 2023

I’m an Indepeendent.

he needs to pick a side or go outside!

Everyone else must go somewhere else.

Does it really matter. They both stink.

No two ways about we’re getting “That” end of the stick.

I’m a member of a manurity.

I lean toward liberturdianism…

This is the most accurate comic I have seen in a long while. I totally agree with all sentiments expressed, even the “potty” names.

Use the bathroom on the right, they are more full of it.

One of them will be flushed with success After the election.

Ah, the glory of pre-adolescent potty humor! Now we can all feel young again, for a fleeting moment.

Every four years, the same old s…

Hold it hold it hold it…

Suddenly the potty-neutral bathrooms are making a lot more sense.

With all that pooping, they still can’t pass bi-fartisan legislation.

Where’s the door for the trans mutants?

To close to the truth

There were twelve years in recent history in which one side could crap on the Bushes.

Can’t we just all go together?

Isn’t the Repooplican room supposed to be above the Democrap room – doing you-know-what down on them?

And then there’s the Groin Party.

This one will have to be decided in a runs-off.

I guess that makes him an in-Depends-ent.

“Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, we have a 2-party system.” —Bob Thaves, syndicated cartoonist, “Frank and Ernest”

Power to the pee poo, come on!?

I belong to the Green Peerty.

That’s about right. Two potty’s serving hundreds of millions. Take a number.

Both parties are horrible.

This comic should be in the ‘Pearls…’ comments for today!

Ah, politics. But where’s the funny part?

You can’t poo-poo the poo-larization.