Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 06, 2023

No! Keep going, Marigold. I insist.

Is she a hindgut or foregut fermenter?

Why would this gross Phoebe out? This is pretty much how humans eat.

TMI Marigold TMI!

Well, she ASKED!!!!!!

UNICORN!

That’s okay. Marigold probably wonders how humans can eat McDonald’s food.

“How can you say that?!”

“Vibrations from my vocal chords are altered by the movements of my tongue and mouth-”

“…I really should’ve seen that coming.”

This reminds me of kids who joke about “when a man and a woman get together…”

But I need answers. Maybe there’s a youtube video tutorial.

“What’s up, guys! Today, I’M gonna show YOU how to eat grass! But first, I’m gonna need you to smash that Like button, hit that Subscribe button, leave a comment, and hit the Bell icon for notifications! And before we get started, I’d like to thank our sponsor for today, Raycon—”

Forget it.

It helps to sprinkle it with some Tabasco sauce first.

No, don’t stop. That was interesting.

Well, Phoebe, the next grass-eating steps could be even more interesting …