That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 25, 2023

Gertrude was such a busy courtesan, that she needed to keep nudes of her clients to remember who they were.

That’s my ex, being attacked by a face-hugger.

Look, we’re a perfect match! My cleavage looks just like his butt crack!

Jack be nimble, and Jack be quick, but Jack not be so bright. When he climbed up that beanstalk for a third time, I told him that my husband wanted to kill him and eat him, and that he should hide inside my snow globe.

/// “My full cleavage might seem to suggest when

I’m for sale I appeal just to breast men.

Here, check out my medallion—

you backside-loving stallion.

See? My rear-end is also the best. Ten!”

certainly an em-bare-assing photo!

This snow globe is defective.

“Hee-hee. He’s naked. Hee-hee.”

….and this little piggy….

I’m not looking at the guy…

Proof that her Ex- couldn’t find his @$$ with both hands.

The budior photos came as a Christmas ornament.

Reminds me of Compo and his little match box. Anyone hear from Ishmael? Isn’t it amazing how they….those powers that be…can just erase a connection people have with one another and there seems to be no recourse.

Honey, I shrunk you!

You need a plumber? This is the guy I use.

it’s like she has a butt where her chest should be!

“Isn’t he cute? I call him G-Spot.”

They asked for his best side

Meanwhile, in HR, Gertrude was asked to point to the spot she touched John inappropriately, she grinned and pointed stating, “Butt I found it very appropriate.”

The Lucky Strike® Girl – So round, so firm, so fully packed!

From Wikipedia: “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image, also known in Dutch as Een Laggende Vrouw met een naakte Pourtraitje in de Hand, waar onder divisje staat (”A laughing woman holding a small picture of a nude in her hand, under which is a motto") or Jonge vrouw met een medaillon (“Young Woman with a Medallion”)…" There’s more at Wikipedia. Fascinating!

Gertrude loved the new trick glass, the more you drank the more it showed.

I really wonder about those Dutch Masters sometimes

Wait ‘til she sees her own. Is that a basket on your head? A horn of plenty? Make sure it’s gone when you’re at the DMV.

Oh…she’s carrying a picture. I hadn’t noticed that.

I thought she had braces on her teeth, but then I saw the date of the painting. Which then got me to think, when did we start gluing wires to teeth?

Hanneke showing off her new smart-a*s phone.

Woman gleefully pointing out that, while That is Priceless may be best known for historical T&A, sometimes it’s got a little something for the ladies too.

And if you act now, we’ll throw in a free gnaked gnome.

“HA! I posted my own copies of our sex pics before my EX-boyfriend could do it! Take that, loser!”

“I’m so sorry! I forgot to turn on the adult content filter of my crystal ball!”

Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 2,670, and click its link for info (perhaps best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3120 (April 25, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here, the April 12, 2023, strip being the prior.

don’t know about period dress but the cell phone is a bit old, but porn is good no matter what size the screen.

/// “You claim women with dimples you chase,

but you haven’t looked once at my face.

They’re right here on each cheek;

if more dimples you seek,

here they’re pictured in one other place.

Well … if you didn’t like the “Thinker” statue, perhaps you will like this one. We call it the “Stinker”.