Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 25, 2023

I have seen leftover bacon once but then I woke up

The first three do exist.

Everything’s better with bacon.

That last one isn’t even a concept!

I know someone who has a reversed-mermaid-tatoo on his back.

I hate bacon.

Whichever one it is, if you ever think you’ve spotted it …

… it just seems to disappear.

Mmmm … Baaacon!

I have yet to see substantial proof that 2 and 3 don’t exist.

Leftover bacon? Why, in my family, we’re a caring and loving family when it comes to bacon. We love our bacon, and we enjoy it often. And we always make sure we cook enough of it to satisfy everyone in the family, and then always have a little bit leftover.

Said… no… one… ever!

Truer words were never spoken!

What’s eggs and toast without bacon?

A salad without Bacon bits?

And that Bacon was delicious

That’s why Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick had kids… when they pass away, there’ll be leftover Bacon.

One-hundred-percent … but Rhinelander, Wisconsin insists Hodags are real. And the Lumber Barons learned their lesson after Peshtigo.

Unidentified flying saucers.

All 4 are only found in the comics & other media …!

( Gaggle it )

The squirrel has Homers voice.

Leftover bacon is an urban legend, the existence of which no one has ever proved.

By the picture I expected “non-sticky non-stick-pan”

But is Kosher bacon?…

Whenever I fry bacon in a pan I have a slice of bread ready to wipe the pan clean thoroughly. The cook’s extra tidbit. And the dish washer’s happyness.

Okay.. I’m going now. Gonna fry all my bacon. And SAVE some for tomorrow.

I don’t think I have ever seen a middle aged, redhead mermaid before.