That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 26, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    “In America, they call this a coffee break and they don’t even have decent pastries.”

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    rmremail  over 1 year ago

    What do they put into the coffee here? My eyes won’t focus!

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    Solstice*1947  over 1 year ago

    /// These two girls meet each day at eleven

    for refreshments— it ought to be Heaven.

    But they never agree.

    One wants coffee, one tea.

    Each thinks, “I am a full TEN; she’s a SEVEN.”

    /// These ”Elevenses” should be for friends,

    but each girl, when she speaks, condescends.

    Here, one-upsmanship rules

    as the beverage cools,

    and their rivalry somehow transcends.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “See that cute barista over there? I’m going to boink him.”

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    “You are soaking in Palmolive…”

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    harebell  over 1 year ago

    This actually happened. Lover #2 walked, then lover #1 left, his wife (his 3rd) figured it out and filed for divorce. Now all he has is his Harley.

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    orinoco womble  over 1 year ago

    “Now, you didn’t hear this from me, but…”

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    GoComicsGo!  over 1 year ago

    “I’m in love with you.”

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    HANDS, he’s got these enormus hands, They’re to die for. Your Jimmy doesn’t have hands like THESE!

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    Egrayjames  over 1 year ago

    “You know Sis…..I’ve got to stay in morning for another six months, but when I get out of this black dress we’re going to party like it’s 1899!

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    Alternatively, two housewives heard trading gossip over the fence:

    … and he sez … oh really she sez if I had known … then he sez well if you feel that way … so she sez boo hoo hoo Mother was right … then he sez leave the old battle ax out of this … boo hoo hoo she sez … i knew it wouldn’t last doncha know, like a cat and dog every night fighting … and her just having the baby and all … him likely tomcatting every floozy in town, my own sez … it’s sad, sad … well nice talking to you Gabby I still got shores to do …

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    Buzzworld  over 1 year ago

    “Did you just fluff?”

    “Yeah, Sorry”

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    wincoach Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yes, I see the two hot men who walked in, unfortunately for us sis, they are holding hands.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I am going to drop Alvin, I discovered he is bisexual!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    “Keep looking like we’re talking. I’m trying to think of a way we can get the painter to pick up the check for us.”

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    It isn’t comforting, but it is $130,000.

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    hk Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Must be tough to being willingly used like a prostitute.

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    Solstice*1947  over 1 year ago

    /// Two girls meet in a calm public place,

    (where an outburst would lead to disgrace).

    They’ve been lovers since school,

    but, in time, passions cool.

    Breaking up should be done face to face.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Elevenses

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Albert_Edelfelt_-_Elevenses_-_A_III_1976_-_Finnish_National_Gallery.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3121 (April 26, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 7 works by this artist have been used here, the August 26, 2020, strip being the prior.

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 1 year ago

    having the shakes from too much party, the gals needed a bigger than usual napkin

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    “Don’t make any sudden movements now, but something small and furry just ran up your leg…”

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    Ken Holman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “I’m told the napkins here are humongous because of how messy the goulash is.”

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I just talked to E. F. Hutton; and E. F. Hutton said …

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The KKK meeting is about to start. Ready to put on the robes?

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    l3i7l  over 1 year ago
    I don’t know, Suzette. The painter said his sauna is big enough for both of us to enjoy.
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    JH&Cats  over 1 year ago

    All right, I’ll widen the waist on your gown. When is the wedding, and how far along will you be then?

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