Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 02, 2023

Hey, Fink, write down how much you weigh so if you fall in Rod will know how much to dip back out.

I say that’s crap!

Better use the bidet. Your thoughts on the subject stinks.

Nah! I think you will find thoughts to be bog-standard……

Don’t fall in.

You’re already known as the stinker, not the thinker!!!

Whole new meaning to “royal flush”.

Back in the day. They hadn’t invented a water bowl to do “your stuff” in, (thus keeping the smell under water). And a “ S ” shaped exit pipe, (think water-trap), to keep bad smells from the sewers from reentering the “Throne Room”.

The garderobe usually was just a straight drop to a pit. Sometimes used in castle design as a defensive device. As who would want to fight in and through the castle’s sewage pit to enter a castle?

Perfume was used heavily back in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance because local plumbing and personal hygiene was so bad. That the place literately stank. Flowers and sweet-rushes were also used.

What a great lead up to the big overrated hoopla for this upcoming coronation. I wonder what his speech will be about?

A perfect throne, fit for a FINK!

Now we get toilet humor?

The only place you have complete privacy, unless you don’t lock the door.

I get many of my best thoughts / ideas in the shower.

Some people go there to sit and think. I go there to s**t and stink.

I thought the best thoughts were… shower thoughts.

So he let Rod be in there to watch him on it?

Sir Rodney, this is your time to flush the fink down the drain. Quick.

Explains a lot of Sock Puppet Joe’s decisions.

I agree, but of course it definitely depends on which way you’re facing the thowe. Praying to the porcelain gods and making rainbow sacrifices don’t really give you many great ideas.

Has anyone ever seen the royal plumber?

The toilet is good for 1 or 2 thoughts anyway.

He gets a load off his mind.

The only thought that I get on that throne is relief.

The French royalty had no privacy. In the grand coucher, they would start get undressed for bed in front of their most important courtiers. Then, in the petit coucher, they would finish the job in front of their really and truly most important courtiers. The morning getting dressed ceremonies were reversed and called the levers.

Always bet on a royal flush.

Would your highness want a privacy curtain?

… and you can flush the bad ideas.

Now he needs to put one by the poker table, so he can have a royal flush

Some of the best ideas and thoughts comes from the oval office

That stinks !!!!

Rodin in his “Thinker” would agree…..

hey tRUMP is a king after all

The King has crowns disease???

Ah! That’s where the term “Royal Flush” comes from!?

Don’t get so deep in thought on the throne as your legs go numb.