Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for May 11, 2023

I resemble that remark.

It probably has something to do with writing off the hospital charges as business expenses.

Cynthia Pharmacopoeia Pillsbury. No wonder Barney’s first wife divorced him.

None of my acquaintances knew my middle name. I only used the initial, even through adulthood. Somehow, identity thieves found it.

Well, she is a pharmar’s daughter.

Wow. Who didn’t know their own middle name by her age?

My middle name is just my father’s first name.