And they are in an uninvented rubber boat in Sharp Seas.
My galley, chargèd with forgetfulness,Thorough sharp seas in winter nights doth pass‘Tween rock and rock; and eke mine en’my, alas,That is my lord, steereth with cruelness;And every owre a thought in readiness,As though that death were light in such a case.An endless wind doth tear the sail apaceOf forced sighs and trusty fearfulness.A rain of tears, a cloud of dark disdain,Hath done the weared cords great hinderance;Wreathèd with error and eke with ignorance.The stars be hid that led me to this pain;Drownèd is Reason that should me comfort,And I remain despairing of the port.
Not only enuf chow for thousands upon thousands of different creatures for the 40 days and 40 nights that the rain lasted but also for the many, many days thereafter it took for the waters to recede (wonder where they went?), leaving behind a sodden, drowned wasteland with nothing growing except perhaps some mold. What did they have to eat during all that time? How big was that ark?
Croms over 1 year ago
Leave it to Beaver
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
What an ark hole.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
dam Beaver, you were voted off the ark…that bites!
blunebottle over 1 year ago
Besides, it was gofer wood, not beaver wood.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Leave it to that beaver.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
Looks like they are in an ARKward possition…
nosirrom over 1 year ago
Well someone lodged a complaint. It was shoddy workmanship. The entrance should have been under water.
iggyman over 1 year ago
You “wood” have to do that, didn’t you!
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
I pine for your company.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
It was a knotty problem, but he chewed on it and got the results.
Doug K over 1 year ago
She seemed sad before, so he asked her, “Ark you not happy here?”
She said she wasn’t pleased about with their lodgings.
He should have know that he was just supposed to listen – and not just try to fix her dam problem.
Gent over 1 year ago
How could you not Noah the consequences, god dam it!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 1 year ago
AZCoyote over 1 year ago
Beavers don’t eat wood.
GentlemanBill over 1 year ago
And this is why the Catholic church once classified beaver as fish… (Look it up).
joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well beavers need to keep their teeth worn down, maybe he needed a wooden tooth “Brush”
vconard1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now that’s funny!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Wonder what he ate? Noah is furiously waving his fist…..
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Beavers are so well adapted to the life aquatic, I wonder if they were on the ark, or managed to fend for themselves like a lot of other critters.
Jon Schutter over 1 year ago
benches, at least, were given for a snack later
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He’s got a hull of an appetite.
uniquename over 1 year ago
And the beavers survived. What did the unicorns do?
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
I have a silk-screened shirt with a Noah’s Ark on it. And it’s a pair of skunks that have their own dinghy separate from the ark.
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 1 year ago
It always cracks me up when one of a pair of animals has EYE LASHES, so we know it’s a female ;-)
SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago
Funny, those are the exact words the Tiger used in the antelope enclosure.
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
The starboard side of the ark appears to be seriously overly laden. :)
sandflea over 1 year ago
Definitely up s*** creek without a paddle.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
And they are in an uninvented rubber boat in Sharp Seas.
My galley, chargèd with forgetfulness,Thorough sharp seas in winter nights doth pass‘Tween rock and rock; and eke mine en’my, alas,That is my lord, steereth with cruelness;And every owre a thought in readiness,As though that death were light in such a case.An endless wind doth tear the sail apaceOf forced sighs and trusty fearfulness.A rain of tears, a cloud of dark disdain,Hath done the weared cords great hinderance;Wreathèd with error and eke with ignorance.The stars be hid that led me to this pain;Drownèd is Reason that should me comfort,And I remain despairing of the port.
Sir Thomas Wyatt
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Not only enuf chow for thousands upon thousands of different creatures for the 40 days and 40 nights that the rain lasted but also for the many, many days thereafter it took for the waters to recede (wonder where they went?), leaving behind a sodden, drowned wasteland with nothing growing except perhaps some mold. What did they have to eat during all that time? How big was that ark?
Lablubber over 1 year ago
In the meantime someone should check on what the woodchucks are up to.
bobbyferrel over 1 year ago
Shouldn’t have been eating it anyway. It’s gopher wood.
T... over 1 year ago
It took a while and having to carefully see all the details of the drawing to get it. Got it, now funny…
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Beavers are so darn gnawty!
comicalUser over 1 year ago
It isn’t funny if you know a thing or two about beaver. Unless, of course, there is completely raw, unmilled wood? Looks pretty plane to me.
Alicia1955 over 1 year ago
Beavers do not eat wood. They eat insects they find in trees. There would have been no insects in the hull of the ark so they wouldn’t have chewed it.