Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 12, 2023

Karnor wants to have Brewster for dinner.

At least it’s easy to remember and follow.

Eat only Vegans, Karnor. They are better for you.

Karnor is a humanitarian!

Tonight, Italian. Tomorrow, Chinese . . .

Karnor should think about switching to locally sourced, free-range, organic people.

Soylent Green

People would give you a good supply of vitamins and minerals.

Funny! Now let’s see Cliff’s.

Donuts

Mine says ice cream.

Remember, To Serve Man may very well be a cookbook.

You better take this as a warning, Brewster, as Karnor is, even now, eyeing his next meal.

It’s hard to find, truly healthy People, to eat these days. Karnor needs to find a more, health orientated planet. Earth has been taken over by the Fast Food industry. Earth people gives Karnor Gas.

Maybe some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti? You know, garnish…

It’s really a food tetrahedron seen from one face. Of course, it’s still “people” on all the faces. :)

People are the worst- if the cholesterol doesn’t kill you the microplastics in the bloodstream will.

Not really a very healthy and balanced diet.

We ARE tasty I’m told…or was it tasteless?

The R.U. Sirius really needs to take a closer look at who they let on there space station.

I heard there is a new officer on the ship.

What’s his name?

Officer Healthy.

His name is Healthy?

Yes.

Karnor was looking for him.

Shouldn’t it at least say “Healthy people.”.

Not sure I like the message he’s sending.

Well some ppl are high in cholesterol and greasy

Guess who we’re havin for dinner tonight

A few years ago there was a product, a “Health Drink” called Soylent©, and they had a Facebook page ad, no one commented on the product, they just riffed it mercilessly, mostly references to the movie and cannibalism jokes, my favorite being “Try all the great flavors: Barry, Cherry, Sherry, Candy and Herb”.

Straight forward and to the point.

And non-discriminatory!

I can just imagine Barbra Streisand singing, “People. People who eat people are the hungriest people in the world”.