Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for May 09, 2023

*yawn

who let their dad write today’s gag?

No one runs in your family. Yeah i can see that.

Now, let’s be fair: some fat people do run. In my last five years of so of soccer reffing, I had to wear a kind of girdle to keep my belly from bouncing around while I ran the pitch. And, in my early soccer playing years, I remember a fat guy that easily ran the center back post, though he didn’t run a whole lot there.

How about a big nose? Does a big nose run in your family?

ba dum tss

Which explains the obesity.

He should be good at sport betting, he’s got the spread.

Larry the Lump? Is that you?

Guess, That answered that question … :0

What about opening time at the buffet?

Just a reminder to all those people who like to obnoxious to fat people – your insults will not get them motivated or skinnier.

Thanks Mike, clever and funny, I got a good laugh on that one…

that sure explains…stuff.

The first panel was a dead giveaway for what was in the second panel.

Haha! XD