Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 04, 2023

Vandal

Uh oh!!

Even mommy can’t saves you now!

That will wrap up her time at this job.

We don’t need no stinking bandages!

She wanted them to look nice for mummy’s day.

when you stop and think about it, aren’t modern day archaeologists simply graverobbers?

It’s like the guy given a brush and bucket of paint and hired to paint the porch out back. Came back in a half hour and said he was done but that it wasn’t a Porsche, it was a Maserati.

woops

It’s a wrap.

I’d charge them extra for that.

Finally, a professional sanitation engineer…

What’s something that sounds British but isn’t? The contents of the British Museum.

whoopsie!