Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 26, 2023

Ok after this week, can we start seeing them hang out or have a new arc with Daphne being included

Finally, today’s the first day of summer vacation

Nate is really obsessed with Daphne, I have not heard Nate talk much about a girl, not even Trudy

This may lead to another event. He’s probably going to read it for Daphne or something and maybe some stuff happens

But wasn’t there a sub name Mr. Gaffney?

“Daphne Daphne, I’d like you so much more if you treated your acne”

Seems Nate forgot about Mr. Gaffney.

“Daphne Daphne, we should get married and move to Gaffney”

6/10 even though I am sick of this arc, this strip did make me chuckle. Flashback to the sub Mr. Gaffney though. I’m ready for a sports arc which is what I think is next. I think it will be a baseball arc with Daphne coming to his game and Nate getting hit by the pitch like he did with his girlfriend *I can’t remember the name" from the soccer camp.

This one is also decent, it’s weird. This week has some of the best ratings but I’m really annoyed by the decision to make this another reaction week. Why couldn’t this stuff happen last week and this week could show them together? As someone said, Nate has spoken more about her than BEEN with her and it’s irritating!

8\10, but please, just move on, how are we making the poem an arc? Just show them together then do something different dude

Should’ve stuck with “Taffny” in your poem, Nate

“Daphne, Daphne, you are as great as our old sub Mr. Gaffney”

Nate should try chat gpt

Put her name at the beginning of the line. Why would you want to rhyme it?

Although the past couple of weeks have been slow, I’ll give some points for realism. Most middle schoolers would probably talk about their boyfriend/girlfriend this much irl

the only person nate hasn’t been hanging out with after asking daphne out is daphne herself.

It’s my birthday today

Daphne you HAD ME from the very START… You’ve done gone and stolen my HEART!! (go with that one, Nate!)

Is it me or is this the first time I see any of them with a cell phone?

I’m sure Craig’s gonna show back up at some point…

Unless he was expelled

You need to break her name into syllables. Daph - laugh, gaffe, half, staff. Ne --me, free, be…the list is endless. Now make it work.

Daphne, Daphne, has a smart noodle, Nate likes her almost as much as a cheez doodle

Nate’s rhyming sucks. Tbh, I dont like the way they are changing this arc like that. PLEASE, MAKE THEM KISS.6/10, not a bad strip, but its sort of like, ngl, just, stop.

LOL, ngl this made me laugh

A tier

Can we just SEE THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER AGAIN???

Strip rating: 7/10 I mean, the joke was good, but seriously! He kept talking ABOUT her ALL WEEK, but we NEVER SAW them together since the beginning of the week, I believe.

I hope it goes to a “normal” kind of relationship next week. This obsession is getting old.

Ok I’m tired of it. The whole arc keeps moving into different categories so it’s “A different arc” but it’s not. Can we have just a big break from Daphne please? Like have a few strips with Nate and the boys man. Let them go to the beach, or a waterpark (ooh that actually sounds pretty cool). Strip by itself 8/10 kinda funny arc -3/10 it’s TOO MUCH!

Shheesh Nate – poems are ez

Daphne, Daphne I come to thee, to express to you on bended knee, that my love has overflowed for you, you see. So will you always my Daphne be. “the end” hearts and flowers N+D in ’23

What about caffeine

Hello everyone! It’s Friday I hope you all do well on your tests “If you’re still in school.) And I recommend not making a love poem about acne.

Bruh

Shorten it to “Daf” and rhyme it with “laugh”. Or “gaffe”, if this doesn’t go well.

…cheeze-whizz, leave it to Fran “I always have a book on the subject right in my back pocket” The Man to provide the needed “slant” rhyme: that’s definitely slanting towards the “negatory”………Nate should just write it “free verse” style (Ooops! Maybe shouldnta said that: watch the fireworks!!)

acne means pimple i think

whose phone goes “beep, boop, beep” when you look something up?

this is just kinda boring

Sheesh! He’s never heard of ChatGPT? In the realm of love, a tale unfolds,Of a girl named Daphne, whose beauty unfolds.Her presence, a beacon that lights up the night,Her grace, a melody that sings with delight.

Oh, Daphne, the embodiment of ethereal grace,With every step, you leave a trace,Of dreams and hopes that soar so high,Like a gentle breeze that caresses the sky.

Your eyes, like stars in the midnight sky,Glimmering with secrets, impossible to deny.They hold the universe within their gaze,And in their depths, love’s sweet maze.

Your smile, a sunbeam on a cloudy day,Melting hearts, chasing sorrows away.It radiates warmth, like a summer’s embrace,Filling every moment with love’s tender grace.

The soft touch of your hand, a gentle caress,Awakening feelings, a sweet tenderness.With every fleeting touch, a spark ignites,And love’s flames dance in the starry nights.

Daphne, your spirit is wild and free,Like a river that rushes to meet the sea.You captivate hearts with your boundless soul,And make us believe love can make us whole.

In this ode to you, dear Daphne divine,My heart, like a rose, forever entwined.With every beat, it whispers your name,A love eternal, an eternal flame.

So, let these words be a testament to the love we share,A love that will endure, beyond compare.For you, Daphne, are the muse of my heart,Forever entwined, never to part.

Well I made a love poem for her, In the realm of dreams, where love takes flight,There dwells a soul, enchanting and bright,Daphne, the muse, with grace untold,A celestial beauty, my heart’s stronghold.

In every verse, your name dances on the page,A symphony of emotions, a passion’s stage,Your eyes, twin galaxies, sparkling with light,Unveiling secrets, a universe within sight.

With every step, you paint a path of desire,Igniting flames within, a love that won’t tire,Your laughter, a melody, fills the air,Whispering love’s tale, beyond compare.

Daphne, the blossom, in fields of spring,A gentle touch, like the softest of wings,Your presence, a garden, where love finds its way,Blooming colors of bliss, forever to stay.

In your embrace, I find solace and peace,A sanctuary of love, where worries cease,Your warmth, a shelter, in life’s stormy sea,You’re the anchor that holds my heart, eternally.

Oh, Daphne, my love, the moon to my night,With you by my side, everything feels right,Together we’ll walk, hand in hand, through time,A love story woven, transcending any rhyme.

In this poem’s embrace, my heart is unveiled,For you, Daphne, my love, it has sailed,A testament of adoration, so true,Forever and always, I’ll belong to you.

Daphne, Daphne, come with me to Gaffney, we’ll take a hackney and see the Dr. to cure your acne.

what kinda school allows phone use during class?

Oh my darling, tell me I beseech,What can compare to thee, Daphne?Verily, thou art a delightful peach,Bigger than the one in Gaffney.

Why use Daphne as a rhyme at all? Just put her name anywhere else in the poem and rhyme other words.

Try “half-knee”.

honstly just bignatefanforever1’s comment but 2/5

Hey Nate, ya know poems don’t necessarily have to rhyme. Have you tried an Acrostic? Like lines starting with “Daphne”?

Nate was due another girlfriend, but I wonder how long it’ll last…

COULD WE SEE THEM TOGETHER PLEASE?

This made made me laugh…9.1/10

Daphne, Daphne, please fix your acne.

“Using near rhyme is like juggling clumsily: it can be fun to watch […] but it’s nowhere near as much pleasure as seeing all the balls, knives, lit torches, and swords – being kept aloft with grace and precision. True rhymes work best on every level.” – Stephen Sondheim

Daphne Daphne…. just like that girl from Scooby Doo… Daphne Daphne…I Love You! (acceptable…?)

Daphne, Daphne sweet sweet Daphne,

You’re a shining star, that fades my acne.

Acne, the ones on my back knee,

You have nothing, nothing that you lack-ney.

Simple, dude. You start the lines with “Daphne”, rather than ending them.

Acme comes to mind, but it isn’t very poetical.

This strip was on my last day of school

That doesn’t even rhyme, technically.

MR. GAFFNEY REFERENCE

how about fein

HAHAHA!

whoever’s class this is, I want it! Phones in class? NO QUESTIONS! GET ME IN THERE!