Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 15, 2023

Her: How about a practice divorce?

Practice is for people who aren’t skilled.

One word , Foreplay , Foreplay , Foreplay ! ( I know that’s 3 words )

Now, There’s a pickup line!

“You’re a really great lay. And when I’m ready to get married, I want to marry a girl just like you.”

Three quotes then“Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration” (Thomas Edison)and“Practice makes perfect. After a long time of practicing, our work will become natural, skillfull, swift, and steady” (Bruce Lee)and the best one: “Practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect” (Vince Lombardi)

Practice, Practice, Practice.

They say that it takes about 10,000 hours of practice to get really good at something. Might as well get started now.

If they argue about it, they’ll have an opportunity to practice makeup sex.

Like The Georgia Satellites sang, "..But each time we talk, I get the same old thing.. always, “No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring”. My honey, my baby, don’t put my love upon no shelf. She said, “Don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself”.

“By the way, I just love flossing my teeth in your hair.”

I thought that’s what we’ve been doing these last few weeks….

“If you wore heels, I could kiss you on the lips”

Open communication is the key. So I am told.

….but…we have been practicing for a month now?

GUY: Give up those chest compression exercises, darling. I have a sure-fire way to increase your bosoms – results guaranteed in about 3 months time! After which, I’m outta here.

Paris? Rome? A grand tour of Europe? Somewhere she can make full use of your credit card, anyway.

“OK, but make it quick. I have practice with the football team,too.”

Smooth talker here.

After reading the original I can only think of a movie quote:

“STELLA!!”

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Practice makes perfect!

Luna Schlosser: Do you want to perform sex with me?

Miles Monroe: Perform sex? Uh, uh, I don’t think I’m up to a performance, but I’ll rehearse with you, if you like.

( Sleeper, 1973, dir. Woody Allen)

“Okay, I’ll pack for Hawaii and book all these fun excursions to do while we’re there. Thanks honey.” “Wait, when are we going to do it?” “That’s for after the honeymoon.” “Rats!”