The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 18, 2023

His own wife!!! What a slug!!!

of that isn’t a shaker of salt!

The slimy character!

I was just trying to get you out of your shell

Just buttering her up.

On the next episode of Dateline…..

Did it come via snail mail?

Their marriage seems to be in a downward spiral.

The French will surely prepare Judy in a puff pastry with a light sauce…..

Then she’ll be driving an S Car when he goes

She was going to notice the one-way ticket at some point.

All species should adopt the naming convention. “Hi, I’m Steve Human.”

Margot’s Escargot opened a branch in Fargo, but their escargots were embargoed in Key Largo.

I took my wife (then fiance) to a fancy French restaurant. I had escargots – once.

To be preceded by a free spa bath in drawn butter!

He just wants to be married to a real dish.

Less than crafty salespersons are not worth their salt.

This is great. Judy had been feeling kind of worthless lately. To find out that he thinks she’s worth a million dollars is great.

Thank you Scott, hysterically funny, I started laughing the moment I started reading the bubble, very clever and very very funny, made my day!!…

Great kicker too…

Judy Judy Judy…