Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 17, 2023

What! There’s no truth-in-surrendering law?

Who is this King? Never saw him before.

Black mold is bad…

This sounds like a cheesy Castle.

Smart. Would save tons of money on the teardown!

I want to get a second opinion.

Okay, you’re weird looking, too.

If you cannot conquer one way…there is another …usually it is taxes

Sir, get another opinion before vacating. For all you know, this might be a scam.

Maybe that’s what those folks were trying to do on that January 6. He said sarcastically.

ya know, I’ve stuck a lot of things behind my ears over time, but a ruler has never been one of them.

Why is he wearing a ruler on his head?

If you can’t conquor them, scam them

Hmm mold eh? Now what type of horror video game have I seen this occurring in……

Sir-Caves-A-Lot….gives in to Inspector Cluesau’s report and findings!

Smart move. Yip yip yip yip yip

I don’t think so. Bring on the royal painter. I feel some soothing pastel colors coming on. That will fix everything for now. The kids can figure out the rest later.

Riot! Riot! Riot!

I see the Wizard finally came through for favorite fink.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, His Royal Architect, Frank Lord Right Approacheth,

Now that’s a fortuitous infestation.

Sounds like what the English did to the natives during the French and Indian wars. Except they used smallpox infested blankets.