Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 16, 2023

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    irishrozez  over 1 year ago

    Chubby chasers

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    Lman  over 1 year ago

    My wife likes fat guys so much, she made me one!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    And Amazon women tolerate short stubby green monsters, too!

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    xSigoff Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gary has the additional problem of all storied immortals: he will out last the the other, unless he turns her and in that case she may get the blood-lust and abandon him. Nothing for him to do but greet the morning sun.

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    I Mad Am I  over 1 year ago

    Fat guy who wears lots of red… annoyingly jolly all the time… bit of super powers… immortal… has pointy-eared staff… does all his work at night… hmmm… where have I heard this before?

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    Sir Isaac  over 1 year ago

    Gary seems to be well off. He has a house and his own henchman…what more could a prospective bride ask for?

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    They are out there…..

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Maybe a woman will get a flat and mistakenly call Gary for his well-known spare tire.

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    the lost wizard  over 1 year ago

    Love bites. :)

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    tims145  over 1 year ago

    So does Leo.

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    dbwindhorst  over 1 year ago

    “I’m not fat; I’m big-fanged.”

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    AtariDragon  over 1 year ago

    I’m not sure many women dig FAT guys, but many of them will overlook being fat if you’re really rich or a celebrity.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 1 year ago

    Lucky us!!

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Being an undead vampire is not so much a relationship barrier, but being overweight is. Shapeshifter Sheila doesn’t seem to mind either.

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    Takes one to know one, eh Leopold? But you have viciously cute going for you, Gary just has, um…. What Does Gary have going for him? A reserved table at the donut shop?

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    ucomicsrwd Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What is Gary, anyway?

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    tee929  over 1 year ago

    Gary’s problem might be he is hung like a bat……

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    SofaKing  over 1 year ago

    I found a few that dig fat guys. Fat guys that can cook, fix their cars and hold a job, but still…

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gary needs a sense of humor. Chicks dig that. :)

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Leopold is squarely on target. Flab gets noticed faster than fangs….

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