Gary has the additional problem of all storied immortals: he will out last the the other, unless he turns her and in that case she may get the blood-lust and abandon him. Nothing for him to do but greet the morning sun.
Fat guy who wears lots of red… annoyingly jolly all the time… bit of super powers… immortal… has pointy-eared staff… does all his work at night… hmmm… where have I heard this before?
Takes one to know one, eh Leopold? But you have viciously cute going for you, Gary just has, um…. What Does Gary have going for him? A reserved table at the donut shop?
irishrozez over 1 year ago
Chubby chasers
Lman over 1 year ago
My wife likes fat guys so much, she made me one!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
And Amazon women tolerate short stubby green monsters, too!
xSigoff Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gary has the additional problem of all storied immortals: he will out last the the other, unless he turns her and in that case she may get the blood-lust and abandon him. Nothing for him to do but greet the morning sun.
I Mad Am I over 1 year ago
Fat guy who wears lots of red… annoyingly jolly all the time… bit of super powers… immortal… has pointy-eared staff… does all his work at night… hmmm… where have I heard this before?
Sir Isaac over 1 year ago
Gary seems to be well off. He has a house and his own henchman…what more could a prospective bride ask for?
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
They are out there…..
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Maybe a woman will get a flat and mistakenly call Gary for his well-known spare tire.
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
Love bites. :)
tims145 over 1 year ago
So does Leo.
dbwindhorst over 1 year ago
“I’m not fat; I’m big-fanged.”
AtariDragon over 1 year ago
I’m not sure many women dig FAT guys, but many of them will overlook being fat if you’re really rich or a celebrity.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
Lucky us!!
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
Being an undead vampire is not so much a relationship barrier, but being overweight is. Shapeshifter Sheila doesn’t seem to mind either.
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Takes one to know one, eh Leopold? But you have viciously cute going for you, Gary just has, um…. What Does Gary have going for him? A reserved table at the donut shop?
ucomicsrwd Premium Member over 1 year ago
What is Gary, anyway?
tee929 over 1 year ago
Gary’s problem might be he is hung like a bat……
SofaKing over 1 year ago
I found a few that dig fat guys. Fat guys that can cook, fix their cars and hold a job, but still…
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gary needs a sense of humor. Chicks dig that. :)
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Leopold is squarely on target. Flab gets noticed faster than fangs….