Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 26, 2023

More nuts on the ground than the squirrel has

It looks like the dog already took care of humiliating him.

You have the right to remain silent, but we would prefer a Karen-like tirade.

Drop the cone and step away from the ice cream.

I don’t see what is so funny about this… and believe me, i know. It happened to me.

I think he should step out from under the squirrel. Not a safe place to be.

Merry-go-randa interweb rights.

Aye There’s the Rub !

At least 60 percent of the proceeds made from such videos should go to the person or persons in the video. That should be the law.

Saying something is likely to only make it worse for you.

The Cancelling Mob is watching you

Thats the same breed of dog that Kate Pyle owns.

So many of the things are fakes our first response should be “That is very likely false,” rather than “I can’t believe anyone would do that” – outrage or shock.

The Retractible Dog feature is there for a reason….

“Happy fishbowl to you, me, and everyone.” – Asimov, “The Dead Past”

The curse of the cell phone, now near everyone is paparazzi…

“You have the right to remain salient.” A concept Trump’s lawyers have not been able to convey to their client.

Your shoe’s untied.

That’s some dilemma that guy is in.

I think when people buy hoverboards, a photographer must come with them.

I really love reports of criminals who post their activities online and then are surprised when police knock on their doors. I can hear one saying, I’m gonna get the sucker who ratted me out. : )

It’s his own fault for buying that awful strawberry ice cream!

Silent but deadly Phew.

Remember when we used to be a little bit worried about the whole Santa Claus “See’s you when you’re sleeping. See’s when you’re awake.” thing? We don’t really worry about “Big Brother” anymore. We worry about absolutely everybody now.

Someone should be recording the dog climbing the tree!

Looks like the dog took the guy for a run. He held onto the ice cream until the last few seconds. That must be quite an entertaining video.

As with most innovations, videos are part of Pandora’s Box.

“Anything you say OR DO …”

A companion comic to today’s Calvin and Hobbes.

I’m stuck on how the dog climbed the tree ;-)

Must be a slow day on the internet, and that’s a good thing

There’s a separate recital for “Karen rights”. :)

As time goes on, I’m thinking more people should take that advice and exercise their right to keep silent.

Internet rights, where do you think you are, China…

Dumb idea to eat an ice cream cone while you walk the dog.

Revealing that the dog magically went up a tree to catch a squirrel, while the phones are all fixated on the spilled ice cream cone. . . .snarky judgements on the accident are what’s important!

ya can’t fix stupid——-but it’s fun to watch!!!

Blame it on AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

Sunday May 28th is National Hamburger Day

Do you really care what people you have never met say or think about you or what you do ? Really ? That fragile an ego ? Get off of social media and live in the real world.

Well, I for one am dämn glad that Darnella Frazier didn’t ask for Derek Chauvin’s permission before recording him murdering George Floyd.

A new twist on an old Mutts cartoon:

https://v7.comicskingdom.net/comics/mutts/2002-04-06/

I think he’s having enough troubles as it is, without all this added angst.

I wish. On the internets you have no rights, just wrongs.

Unrealistic. A cute dog and a squirrel are interacting and nobody is paying attention? Never happen.

Either way, this guy is hosed.

Four rounds for the four camera phones, one for the squirrel, and one for the stupid dog. In that order.

Problem solved.