I ordered an item from Amazon on Saturday night at 11 pm and it was here at 5:45 am yesterday, on a Sunday morning, a turnaround time of less than 7 hours. I must not be a ’Premium, purple prime, plus, priority, platinum preffered mumber.
You pay for that extra quick service and so do the warehouse workers in low pay, no breaks, long hours in execrable conditions. But you’ll get that book or gizmo or pink Himayalan salt tomorrow so it can sit on the shelf for weeks before you remember to use it.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
But if you watch for it, it’ll take three days.
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
that’s probably a load of manure!
steve7701 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I read this strip every day, but I still have never figured out – is that woman supposed to be his wife, or his daughter?
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
He ordered an order timer.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
But you didn’t pay for Elite status.
clynnb1224 Premium Member over 1 year ago
usually
erledbet over 1 year ago
Expectations……..
WilliamVollmer over 1 year ago
For someone who is usually portrayed as being closed wallet, Ed is paying a whole lot in membership upgrades.
EXCALABUR over 1 year ago
Well, it is a Holiday!
grozar over 1 year ago
WHAT? It’s Memorial Day! No grille shot to the space station?
gammaguy over 1 year ago
Among all those other attributes, Ed is a purple member?
Ouch!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
The real Crankshaft would be a lot more frazzled and cussing…..
steveandsherrylb over 1 year ago
I ordered an item from Amazon on Saturday night at 11 pm and it was here at 5:45 am yesterday, on a Sunday morning, a turnaround time of less than 7 hours. I must not be a ’Premium, purple prime, plus, priority, platinum preffered mumber.
Mopman over 1 year ago
Yeah, didn’t he just do this “order arrived almost instantaneously” last year?
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
You pay for that extra quick service and so do the warehouse workers in low pay, no breaks, long hours in execrable conditions. But you’ll get that book or gizmo or pink Himayalan salt tomorrow so it can sit on the shelf for weeks before you remember to use it.
AB9SS over 1 year ago
That’s his daughter. He lives with her & her husband. The kids used to also. Kinda like the Walton’s home.
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Haha! XD