Herman by Jim Unger for May 25, 2023

Gunther thought it smart and economical to buy a six-month supply of a popular prostate supplement. It certainly did smart!

Or??

Does he know American Sign Language?

I can empathize with the guy. I once ordered printer carts from Canon and, just for interest, checked the ‘free color printer paper’ bonus box. Delivery guy stopped at next house by mistake, and neighbor said no problem. He’d bring it over. The trucker picked up a moderate sized box, but when he handed to my friend the box it almost sent him to his knees. We got a good laugh out of that.

What I had thought would be a couple small packs of paper turned out to be about 50lbs of the stuff in all sizes. That was about 10 years ago, and I’m still using what’s left. Probably one of the few people who still uses a camera and printer instead of a 6" squint and swipe toy.

The package at least landed on something soft.

This was back in the days when a signature was required from a delivery. Did the delivery guy throw the package? At least, he didn’t drop it off on the porch. From the looks of things, the fragile contents are probably broken.

Fra-gee-lee, it’s from Italy. It’s that leg lamp you ordered.

I want that delivery man on my weight lifting team!

“I need you to sign here…here…and here.”

“Yeah, well my bones are broken here…here ..and here.”

“Are you Tony Stank?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL0IDYp5bJ0

And be careful with that package, it’s fragile.