Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 22, 2023

Gravitas

The black hole appears to be doing a reverse tablecloth trick — everything on top of the cloth is flying off while the cloth is staying put.

You’re singularity appealing.

I’m ready to be spaghettified !!!

Enjoy the event horizon, it will last a long time.

At least from our perspective.

Give it up. Black holes suck.

That’s some serious hairspray Melanie’s wearing..

I think it already sucked in the waiter.

Looks like Felix the Cat was there. He used to drop “holes” like that wherever he went.

“Stop sucking up the cutlery! The waiter put it on my bill last time.”

Run girl! Don’t get sucked in by his dark good looks.

Cold DUCK!

Run Melanie, run!

She’d planned on just having a light dinner and make her escape but even light cannot escape a black hole.

Unfortunately, there are human black holes out there. They suck everything out of you, and give back nothing in return.

she’s getting drawn in

Light speed dating?

Longest. Date. Ever.

As they make love to the soft afterglow of the Hawking raiation.

I guess looks don’t matter to her.

This date is “to be continuum”…

He’ll drain your accounts.

“You have an intriguing dark side about you”..