FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 03, 2023

Time to call Cesar Millan.

Never underestimate a small dog!

Should have used one of those old time goalie masks like Jason from Friday 13th used.

Repeating from yesterday – that’s not a dog, it’s a rat.

I wouldn’t dogsit that little monster.

Call animal control before he goes after a little kid.

Face the facts, Peter…

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Most dogs act like that because they don’t like you. Maybe the problem is you kid.

Whatever he’s getting paid is not enough

The dog’s face in the third panel is the look of a dog that’s thinking “you dare challenge me, human?”

Just put the DOG in a box. Sheesh.

try a fencer’s mask

Aggressive little dogs are no joke. My sister bent down to give her friend’s Lhasa Apso a treat and he went for her face. Took 12 stitches to close her lip, and she will always carry that scar.

Peter has grudgingly accepted his new nickname “Patches”.

Dogs often reflect the personality of their owner. My great Aunt had a nasty little toy poodle. And my great Aunt was kind of nasty. When I was little, my mother would make me wear long pants and long sleeve shirts to visit her. (Mom would too)

It would run up and try to bite whoever came in the house. Only time the dog was ever nice was one time I came in with french fries from McDonalds. Then it begged for fries. After they were gone, the dog started nipping at my legs again.

Some dogs also have a second mouth on their tongue, which is equipped with sharp metallic teeth.

Or maybe I’m think of the creature from Alien.