Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 01, 2023

”GOOD MEETINGS ALWAYS TURN INTO RIOTS.”

Quick! Someone call a lawyer and see if this can be used as a defense!

Like it or not, “Dictator” Calvin is going to tolerate the enemy’s presence forever!

“Norton, you’re a riot…..”

Mental…

Wow. Not only does Calvin have an active imagination, his imaginary friend has an active imagination also.

Good meetings may always turn to riots. But annoying the enemy turns to something much worse.

Cal lets off his frustrations and spends his excess energy by yelling and arm waving. Tires himself out. Might bring a blessing his mom isn’t aware of.

lol or at least kerfuffles !

If the enemy is good at smooching exceptions can be made.

A paper dictator……

they must have their meetings in venezuela or brazil-

Oh yes- I remember those good old Monday Morning Staff Meetings.

Got to have an enemy, real or imagined, otherwise you lose the membership… real or imagined.

Hobbes sounds like a good spin doctor!

And there’s pandemonium on the field! Listen!

Nowadays they lead to Peaceful Protests… Let the Looting and Arson Begin… and ridiculously blame it on someone else.

Apropos Putin’s and Medvedev’s ongoing threats of of real-world atom war, Seymour Cray thought there was a great enough likelihood of atomic war in the ’60s – ’70s that he built a huge bomb shelter on his property in Chippewa Falls Wisconsin.

This is proof that having a good Secretary is so important for a club’s success!

Gotta love Hobbes, but he is NOT doing so well as Calvin’s ‘inner voice’ today… LOL

Even a mediocre speaker can seem grand if the crowd reacts enthusiastically.

this behavior is cute coming from a 6 year old, but in this day and age we see WAY too much of it coming from grown men directed at various minority groups

I don’t think there are enough huzzahs in the modern world.

….followed by drinking.

This is one of the reasons I was never a “joiner”. It can lead to a “Lord of the Flies” situation or election denying. :(

Calvin is a mean nasty piece of work isn’t he! A true sociopath!

Yep, I liked coming up with a G.R.O.S.S. meeting for this “Calvin and Hobbes” fanfic my brother and I wrote…

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13186025/1/Calvin-Gets-Suspended

mayans mc series had a lot of “pounding on tables”; just sayin

Dictator for life, Calvin, you have an avid and sauve member secretary in Hobbes. The club has both a politician and a bureaucrat, alright.

Just another day for the “Freedom Caucus”. :-)

Prescient tiger…

Huzzah’s. Hilarious!