Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 26, 2023

Don’t forget Pizzanium and Carbernatine.

Where there is water, there is life.Where there is caffeine, there is consciousness.Where there is chocolate, there is life worth living.

Where there is all three, there is a Starbucks.

And Beerium. A derivative of Beryllium.

They’re kind of quarky – definitely very strange.

As I sit here, finishing my quadruple shot Cappuccino and half a bar of dark chocolate I find myself in 100% agreement.

Coffee… Second biggest commodity in the world. Petroleum is #1. Get enough conversion to renewable energy and coffee will be tops.

Don’t forget dogonium!

Coffee and Chocolates? That would be a yes, and a yes!

If you see ’em, ingest ’em.

The first time I heard about chocolate covered espresso beans was in a science fiction story. I was amazed to find out they were a real thing, and never looked back.

Sense a Nobel Prize for Dr. Mel is right around the corner.

I prefer Teasium.

Warning Label: Coffee and Chocolates : Warning dangerous side effects; Restlessness and shakiness · Insomnia · Headaches · Dizziness · Fast heart rate · Dehydration …more serious effects including fast heartbeat and very high blood pressure. High levels of potassium · an irregular heartbeat or a heart attack resulting in Death. Addictive !!!

Just give me a coffee with a shot of Irish Cream.

I know the true secret of happiness, but people get strangely testy when you simply share the Good News. Also, it doesn’t work as a punch line in a comic strip.

There’s also Petite and Hugium.

Doesn’t explain why Pam is so irritable.

Don’t forget Baconium and Liquoride

dietCokium for me instead of the Coffeesium

Does Pam need some Mocha?