Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 15, 2023

Were his arms amputated?

There’s a lack of decorum in these proceedings.

Pedestal sink, vessel sink. He should have known better.

Think of all the people out there who would love to be on a pedestal? (Made by Pierre Pe De Stal)

So that’s why they’re called “sinks”.

When he dreamed that someday someone would put him up on a pedestal, he didn’t think it was going to be done so literally.

(And now he’s also in the sink literally – about to literally sink.)

The outcome is in the name – pedastal sinks.

A one and a two…down the drain you gooooo

One bad sink deserves another.

Nice wise guys. Trying to be polite at least.

Should have drowned him in his own bidet.

He’ll be sleeping with bath-bombs…

They are washing their hands of this guy.

Imagine the sheer horror on the look of a child’s face when he asks his father to help him reel in the “big one” he has snagged on the end of his fishing line….

Everybody’s a critic.

Basin filled with cement?…

now he’s got a sinking feeling…

I guess, that’s to make sure he really…sinks.