Herman by Jim Unger for June 09, 2023

You might want to face it away from you.

“My last visit was long, without a drink. Besides, there’s enough for everyone”!

Where do you get one of those, Amazon?

Question is, how will the security guys divvy up this treasure after work?

Umm I left something in my car, Be right back….

Coming back from the British Virgin Islands, I stuffed a small suitcase of shells…O. M. G. When he opens it up the stench almost knocked us both over…LOL

He quickly closed it and sent me packing….

Going through Customs is part of the overseas adventure.

Yeah, best to declare all that up front and pay the fees…

“You face the rain your way. I’ll face the rain my way.”

A little bracer against the cold rain.

But, officer — when it rains… it pours!

Even if you check in sealed bottles customs will still open them. Its not worth it

This is so funny! I’ll bet this ends up on some custom officers’ bulletin boards.

“Do you have anything to declare?”

“Ya, you’re ugly.”

The bootleg stuff is in his boots.

To quote Austin Powers: “That’s not mine, Baby!”