Reginald thought he was ready for the Officer Review Board, but Eunice was about to tell him about the huge mustard stain on his jacket. “Men!….You can dress ‘em up, but you can’t take ’em anywhere!”
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string FXD, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3136 (May 23, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by him used here.
Walmart Greeter is only cover for his real job – store security. After being run out of a few cities by shoplifters, the new policy is that thieves will be run through, beheaded, and shipped to the store brand cat food factory.
“When I first put this uniform on…I said, when I first put it on, / It is plain to the veriest dunce / that every beauty / will feel it her duty / to yield to its glamour at once…” (W. S. Gilbert)
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Talk about bad timing — seeing her husband dressed up to leave for the review was the only time Matilda was in the mood.
rmremail over 1 year ago
“Oh, don’t you look dashing with that feather duster on your head.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Maxine loves men uniforms. Especially with white gloves; they don’t leave any marks.
rmremail over 1 year ago
I think the Cheshire cat’s black-furred brother is perched on top of that poor man’s helmet.
rmremail over 1 year ago
Great moments in //failed// phallic portraiture
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
i am wearing this because they are taking a new photo for the Stratego Box today!
rmremail over 1 year ago
Question: who in his right mind engraves art into a working fireplace?
The ash broom & bellows indicate that it is still in use.
Bilan over 1 year ago
Why is he wearing gym pants with his uniform?
Solstice*1947 over 1 year ago
/// “I’m departing now for the Review,
but you’ll have to wait here ‘til I’m through.
This is just entre nous,
ma jolie petite chou;
you camp followers, ought to march, too.”
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“Oh, Dr. Francois! I hope those examination gloves are nitrile — not latex. Remember my severe latex allergy reaction last time?
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
Having a quickie with all that is going to be a bit stifled don’t you think?
Tyge over 1 year ago
Is that a sword or do you love me?
jdculhane46 over 1 year ago
Millie was immediately concerned that the big hat might be compensating for something else
Egrayjames over 1 year ago
Reginald thought he was ready for the Officer Review Board, but Eunice was about to tell him about the huge mustard stain on his jacket. “Men!….You can dress ‘em up, but you can’t take ’em anywhere!”
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
Martha loved a man in uniform. She was especially impressed with the way he “stood at attention.”
GoComicsGo! over 1 year ago
“Ravage? Me? Please.”
MS72 over 1 year ago
Here. Put this lanyard with your Employee I.D.
mac04416 over 1 year ago
Just lose the sword….
Linguist over 1 year ago
You know what they always say, " The bigger the plume, the bigger the …. "
Holden Awn over 1 year ago
Yet somehow he stands on those tiny feet.
Holden Awn over 1 year ago
She noticed “big sword…but tiny feet…”
Buzzworld over 1 year ago
“Oh you’re so stiff. With that helmet you look like a giant Bishop. Yeah a giant chess piece.” /s
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
She: I am impressed by your long sword!
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
“I didn’t put this on for you. There’s a peahen in the park who loves to watch me strut in this.”
prrdh over 1 year ago
“How sweet of you to offer to clean the chandelier.”
DM2860 over 1 year ago
You need body armor as well as that helmet if it is going to be a San Francisco Walmart.
lagoulou over 1 year ago
I wonder what poor beast sacrificed itself to be on that helmet?
Drbarb71 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Naw, honey. You’ll slay ‘em!
anomaly over 1 year ago
“Oh, Hans, you look magnificent! The children at the party will be so impressed! And you have your own cake cutter, too!”
Ken Holman Premium Member over 1 year ago
“No, good sir, that is my hair, it is not a helmet’s crest like yours”
Ken Holman Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Prithee contain yourself in my presence, sir, as your fly is low and you are dangling in the wind.”
Ken Holman Premium Member over 1 year ago
“And if I put my gloves on, Ma’am, may I then take your hand?”
Snoopy_Fan over 1 year ago
“I love it, especially the bulge in the front of your pants!”
stamps over 1 year ago
Oh Hector, is that your sword, or are you glad to see me?
rugeirn over 1 year ago
Just follow her eye line. It says more than any words.
mabrndt Premium Member over 1 year ago
Departure for the Review:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Jules Worms" site=commons.wikimedia.org
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string FXD, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3136 (May 23, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by him used here.
T... over 1 year ago
Once every so often, a cute one…
ROSTERM3 over 1 year ago
Excuse me, but there’s a dead animal on your head.
mshaw Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Departure for the Review,” 1876
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
A shiver of excitement overcame Amilee whenever Percy put on his Nutcracker outfit. If only she had some nuts that needed cracking.
markmoss1 over 1 year ago
Walmart Greeter is only cover for his real job – store security. After being run out of a few cities by shoplifters, the new policy is that thieves will be run through, beheaded, and shipped to the store brand cat food factory.
d1234dick Premium Member over 1 year ago
OH! gotfried, if only that wasn’t you sword.
Solstice*1947 over 1 year ago
/// His dress uniform is self-defeating.
It will serve when the foe he is beating,
but it fails in a trench,
Still, (designed by the French),
it looks great from behind, while retreating.
(My apologies to France and the French for repeating this defamatory cliché. The joke was too tempting!)
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 1 year ago
I didn’t have time to get a Christmas tree; but you will do. Can you stand over in that corner?
JH&Cats over 1 year ago
“When I first put this uniform on…I said, when I first put it on, / It is plain to the veriest dunce / that every beauty / will feel it her duty / to yield to its glamour at once…” (W. S. Gilbert)
Call me Ishmael 9 months ago
If he wants to impress this lass/
And distinguish himself from the mass/
He’ll need more than that crest-/
He must cover his chest/
With a brilliantly burnished cuirass.