Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 07, 2023

I wondered why she was so quiet and pleasant to be around

Finally, a no-drama date, (except for the fire extinguisher).

Did swimsuits really have belts? Did they also have the expanding waist?

Dude ! I think that Voids the Lease agreement ?

And he wanted to make her heart melt.

Fortunately, replacements are readily available at “TheMightyRiver.com” and they deliver right to your door, er…beach. Try the “Bee’s Knees” model for a buzzing good time. (Some assembly reguired)

VERY well done, Mr. Lustig, very well done!

fusilier

James 2:24

That’s one desperate guy…..LOL

This reminds me of that old Bob Seger song: The Fire Down Below

And as her plastic body transformed into his dreams of a giant flesh colored toasted marshmallow he soon to his horror discovered why Americans should learn how to convert temperatures in Calvin back into Fahrenheit (Ooo! That is not gonna buff right out. But he will still try every once in a while for the rest of his miserable life)

Too close to the fire and her knees melt? I should be so lucky, my dates just expand until they pop! (And the inner tube repair kits are starting to cost me a fortune.)

Is that a Cherry 2000? Way to go, dude!

GAL: Hmmm… I wonder why I’m hungry for roasted nuts all of a sudden?

GUY: I’ve finally found a girl who doesn’t care that I’m missing a nipple and who doesn’t mind my swimsuit with one fishnet stocking sewn in!

Have you been watching Umbrella Academy?

An upgrade is called for. A mannequin has her pride, after all.

You know what they say: Once you’ve gone mannequin, you’ll never, umm, always….

Never mind.

The whole idea is scary…..

Vincent (Starry, Starry Night) Don McLean

Time to rewatch the film Mannequin

This is not funny. The poor guy is suffering from a real psychological disorder called Agalmatophilia. It is also inaccurate since the guy would now have a blow up doll instead of a mannequin.

Mannequin = not a word of sass or refusal of advances. Mannequin means no real chance for advances.

They never tell you about that in the ads…