Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 25, 2023

Picasso is a hard tesseract to follow. I hear that he died of fourth stage dimentia.

I doubt he’d care what anyone on Facebook thinks.

Ruben, YOU have produced a masterpiece.

Social media did exist in the 20th Century.

Here’s the weird trick for churning better butter: “You don’t use a churn, you use your feet! The exercise toughens up your feet, which you definitely need, because you’re doing all that housework barefoot and pregnant!”

We could use an update to this. Twitter is worthless now cuz of an idiot failson. And no one cares about facebook.

That “another sad clown,” is that Will Ferrell?

Speaking of Twitter, is it only me or did anyone else take perverse delight in the glitch-filled, failure to impress called, “Ron DeSatin’s Presidential Campaign Launch”, costarring Chief Twit Elon Mush on Twitter yesterday?

I think Elon would be the perfect choice for Regressive Ron’s running mate. They deserve each other!

The alternate-reality “Picassos” seem to have a strange flavor of “DALL-E” to them…but that may just be me…

Picasso’s “Old Guitarist” dates from 1903-1904; I wouldn’t mind if he had done more of those. Picasso could have been for old guitarists what Degas was for young ballerinas!

All boxes once again cheerfully checked and fully skewered. Thanks, Ruben!

It’s genius!

Ruben needs to do a sequel. The promoter orders the AIs to produce 5,000 clown pieces in Picasso’s style and pics the best 25 to do an exhibit.

Pablo would be into NFTs now.

I heard a story that after he became famous, he wrote checks for everything, thinking that people wouldn’t deposit them, but would save them for the signature.

He finally got smart, started using AI to generate clown art by the terabyte and became the first AI artist billionaire.