The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 07, 2023

Better strap in.

Brace(s) yourself!

It’s going to be a tough stretch.

Without Orion’s Suspenders holding things up, we would see Uranus.

Does anyone wonder, as I do, why the Federation Transit Administration has never instituted seat belt regulations?

Be needing more power Scotty!

Look how they cross in the back!

Whichever way they choose to boldly go, it’s going to hold things up (for Orion, at least).

Cap’n Qirk: “So…. things are going to get spotty Scotty?”

The surroundings were quite saturnine now.

Just don’t snap them.

Looks like they have the new mini N double C cooper

We can end up being suspender-ed in this galaxy for eternity!

Lynch mobs in space darn it!

Belts and suspenders are always needed to cover your ass-terisms.

A belt and suspenders?

Didn’t know that the Enterprise car in a long neck version

Orion wore suspenders?

Brace yourself!

And frankly it’s not even worth going on when they’re those weird belt suspenders!

Wouldn’t have thought Orion the Hunter was a belt-and-suspenders guy. :)

Just stay away from Orion’s zipper.

And on your left, Orion’s codpiece.

SHIELDS UP LADDIE! Here come his slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Wait till they come across Orion’s athletic supporter.

Orion’s suspenders are where the universe expands the most.

“How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can’t even trust his own pants.” —Frank, “Once upon a Time in the West”

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