From The Wizard of Oz, The Scarecrow -First they took my legs off and they threw them over there! Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there!Tin Woodsman:Well, that’s you all over!
A long time ago on the street where my apartment building was the city was replacing the sewer mains and kids were playing inside of the pipes. One had M-80s and was throwing lit ones in for his vandalistic joy. The last one had a short fuse. His new name is “Lefty.”
My father worked in a hospital and it was his job to dispose of the body parts from operations and such. So = she should’ve said: He is in room 216 and the rest of him is in the basement, room 5, with the incinerator.
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
In three pieces. Probably dead.
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
The whole WAS greater than the sum of his parts.
mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago
That man just spreads him self too thin!
My First Premium Member over 1 year ago
From The Wizard of Oz, The Scarecrow -First they took my legs off and they threw them over there! Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there!Tin Woodsman:Well, that’s you all over!
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
For your entertainment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkxNaJ2q4QA&pp=ygUnY2dpIGFuaW1hdGVkIHNob3J0IGZpbG0gZGppIGRlYXRoIGZhaWxz
Baucuva over 1 year ago
He’s gone to pieces.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Uh oh. I hear there’s some guys from a secret organization who say they have a 6 million dollar budget and the technology to put him together again…
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Nothin’ seems to ever go right
(I’m in pieces, bits and pieces)
- Smith / Clark
mfrasca over 1 year ago
Look at me, I’m in tatters!
I’m a shattered
Shattered
- Richards / Jagger
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
This is the worst thing that sever happened to him.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
Funny!
nostall over 1 year ago
He had a blast.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
And a bit of him is in petri dish in the lab.
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
A long time ago on the street where my apartment building was the city was replacing the sewer mains and kids were playing inside of the pipes. One had M-80s and was throwing lit ones in for his vandalistic joy. The last one had a short fuse. His new name is “Lefty.”
T... over 1 year ago
Basement Morgue, two floors down…
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Perhaps ‘buffer’ rooms on either side. He may still be smoldering. If not loaded again.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
My father worked in a hospital and it was his job to dispose of the body parts from operations and such. So = she should’ve said: He is in room 216 and the rest of him is in the basement, room 5, with the incinerator.
norphos over 1 year ago
Ouch!
megiggles over 1 year ago
Some people just go all to pieces in explosive situations.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’ll be in room 22 soon, where there’s always room for one more (google The Twilight Zone).
tinstar over 1 year ago
He sounds like a blast to be around.
jldewane over 1 year ago
don’t think that’s the problem
Rob Smith Premium Member over 1 year ago
“That’s him all over.”
Buckaroobanzai over 1 year ago
he left his heart in san francisco, his pancreas in toledo, and his corneas in budapest