Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 31, 2023

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    Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!

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    tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The baguette is just there to keep you from wondering about the other arm rest.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 1 year ago

    The chair sets above the rest.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 1 year ago

    Held up for duct tape, King Kong you big ape, set me down. A baguette pizza for a peaceful slice not head lice.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …the new Ch-air from Acme…

    …makes you feel like you are sitting on air…

    …and it’s not just any chair…

    …the Ch-air is made with hardwood made soft…

    …by listening to Stephen Colbert…

    … and participation trophies…

    …it feels like all lives matter when you know that they don’t…

    …the too long of screws poke you with the Froglandia Bathmat happy virus…

    …aaah, now you know that the election was fixed…

    …and the extra giant meteor isn’t heading towards earth…

    …Ch-air…

    …only $99.⁰⁰ a month for 60 months…

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    The Old Wolf  over 1 year ago

    PEBKAC error

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Momma Cass got fat

    Nillson talked

    Katy Perry walked

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    “Then Melchizedek king of Salem brought out bread and wine …” (where’s the wine?)

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    The baguette has a lot of air bubbles which is keeping Missy aloft!

    Maybe there’s a huge donut shes sitting on….

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    She’s just “resting her eyes”.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    If she had more bread she could get a better chair.

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Ce n’est pas une pipe!

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    ericlscott creator over 1 year ago

    with perfect hair

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    She’s sitting on the chair that prompted comedian Gallagher to ask “If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?” …!

    ( guilty of overusing this quote because I’m still wondering )

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    charles9156  over 1 year ago

    ah .. hiding!

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    The Baguette of Levitation, only available at level 3 or greater.

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    The suspense is killing me.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Is the right arm of this asymmetrical chair missing? Such one-armed seats used to be called telephone chairs (for obvious reasons). Why is the right fore-leg so simply tapered while the left legs flair conspicuously? Is the right -rear leg out of sight or actually wanting? The plump baguette (possibly an oxymoron) seems to serve no discernible purpose, despite the captioning that hints it may help with airy support.

    On the whole, I’d say the lady has a Good Deal going. Cushiony seating, access to a phone (potentially), nice French bread to snack on all the while. Perhaps she seems a tad drowsy just because all is so very relaxing.

    Is this not lameness made manifest?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 1 year ago

    Fart-powered hovercraft.

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