B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 10, 2023

I’m waiting for your sister. is she still coming?

For those who watched “Everything Everywhere All at Once” you understand. If you haven’t but might see it, I won’t spoil it.

“So … how’s it been?”

It’s nice to have friends that can just drop in.

cool, just about lunch time

A youngster.

Nice of him to drop in, like you would fall for that.

But it seems like just yesterday.

(Fallen rock): "Well, my job is done………………………………………….. Now what?

I’ve always wondered about the “Watch for Falling Rock” signs. By the time you see one, it’s too late to do much.

Just a heads up. He’s rock steady Eddy……

Now that’s patience……“YOU ROCK”!!!!

We who are about to rock salute you!

Evidently, this is where rocks go to die.

“Give or take a couple of thousand years…”

Although the Ottawa area abounds with bedrock outcrops ranging from about 450 million to 1 billion years, I have yet to find an outcrop of their contact any closer than the south edge of Lake Ontario.

Long Live Rock

1.2 billion years, and that’s your pick up line? Not that I could do better.

What are the differences among these? Rock, Stone, Boulder?

Makes one wonder about the whole ‘time’ thing as it’s only a human invention/creation/system that serves as a completely random measurement designed to bring order to the human existence. What time is to a human may not be what time is to a rock or an animal (even though we assign the same time span to them…. except to dogs for some reason). A tree we decide is 100 years old may be 12,000 years old in the time span of the universe. Same with any non human object on the planet. What is a day to us may be 500 years to the universe……….. Or maybe not.

Sorry. Backed up at a landslide. Moving at a glacial pace.

“Say, is Carl still up there?”

“Yup. Just 7 years ago, he tripped a caveman on a stone wheel, it was really funny!”

“Wow, a stone wheel, what a life!”

“Yeah…”

Hay! That rock is “spoofing you”, he has not been sitting there for 1.2 billion years! He rolled up there only a 150 years ago. Why that guy is not even 1.2 billion years old. He popped out of a volcano just a 10 thousand years ago. He is faking his age. I know I was there, saw it all. Yep! He is a sneaky young whippersnapper.

Only the rocks live forever, and then they ware away after a while.

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Hey, I heard they found that indian. George Gobel said so on Laugh In.

Oh wow, geologic humor! Don’t see that very often … like every 1.2 billion years …

And you haven’t aged a day.

I thought it funny how the Old Man of the Mountain fell off just after appearing on the state quarter. Met a group of guys from NH – they were obviously upset over that.

That rocks dates back to the Precambrian and has witnessed the evolution of all life on the planet. The stories he could tell….

Followed by Ice Age relocation.

He had no place to go anyway…

That is really clever and funny, thanks for that…

Thus spaketh the Rock of Ages…

What’s the word hummingbird?

Apparently all things come to those who wait.

What type of rock are you? Y don’t take everything for granite.

The fallen rock aren’t worth a warning sign; it’s the falling rock that are.