Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for June 04, 2023

He works fast – that’s Tailor Swift.

He used to work for the sheriff of Mayberry – he was Andy’s Tailor.

Much better than getting into an altercation.

This reminds me of Marty McFly/Clint Eastwood having his measure taken ☺

I hope Dave measures up.

He “seams” to be okay!

This kept me in stitches…

The long and short of it.

If it was Joey Tribbiani’s tailor, it might be an alteration-altercation

Taking care of the beer necessities.

See my tailor

He’s called Simon

I know it’s going to fit

People who are drunk are easily taken in.

If someone does this to you at a barroom, at least you know what kind of bar it is.

Not many of those around these days …!

( how much ya got? )

inside the bar he got into a mood alteration…

Sew, that’s how it happened!

If the tailor (either one) worked in the bar, then all their drinks would be tailor (or Taylor) made. (Bah-Dum-Tish)