Considering their heights, hubby has at least one good possible shot, if he has the nerve for it, and if they can run far enough before the guy’s voice returns to normal.
“Quiet, Honey. The police say I’ve killed too many already this year. They’re starting to get suspicious. Plus, the poison I actually use is getting more expensive.”
Imagine over 1 year ago
Theoretically.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Considering their heights, hubby has at least one good possible shot, if he has the nerve for it, and if they can run far enough before the guy’s voice returns to normal.
manowarrior over 1 year ago
Never mess with anyone who likes wearing their old prison clothes.
Ichabod Ferguson over 1 year ago
“That place looks quaint. Let’s go in.” Points to biker bar.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Sounds like SHE is “starting something”. The husband is making an effort to shush her, but unfortunately she’s not getting it.
Doug K over 1 year ago
When her husband bragged about his knowing karate, he may have led her to think he is more of an expert than he really is.
Just-me over 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure the closest he’s come to being a karate expert is watching kung fu movies on tv while wearing Hai Karate…
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
He is toast!
Mediatech over 1 year ago
He just does it for kicks.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Uh uh! I’m not…don’t believe her
Rich_Pa over 1 year ago
He understands all about Karate. He googled it.
paranormal over 1 year ago
But horizontal stripes make him dizzy…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 1 year ago
“Quiet, Honey. The police say I’ve killed too many already this year. They’re starting to get suspicious. Plus, the poison I actually use is getting more expensive.”
mindjob over 1 year ago
He is friends with Andre the Giant
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Husband: I can not. My hands are registered as lethal weapons.I could be charged with homicide.
T... over 1 year ago
Shhh, she’s right, you know, instant divorce…