Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 06, 2023

that’s a whole new physics to me (which I failed already)

Seems familiar, like climate warming, crises, emergency, ‘oh no the sky is falling’. No doubt we are not helping, like using cocaine to keep down the dust when you vacuum the carpets Where wasthat? oh yeah the house of the chief greenie.

What does she expect—that it go into orbit in outer space??

As we engineers sometimes say, “Within approximation.”

I thought at first that Agnes had mispronounced “science.” But, no, it turns out she’s actually inventing a new thing.

There are few things better than precision guess work.

Isn’t Tom Cruise a Sciencositist?

A new branch of Scientology ?

My maternal grandfather would take sticks, string, glue, and newspaper, and make a kite – then he would fly it so high you couldn’t see it.

It’s good to know you can buy scienceness in stores. I’ll have to shop there more often

I feel smarter and smarter — relatively speaking — just knowing Agnes!!

I believe the proper word is scienceology

It’s 2017! Cochran slept through the last 6 years…

“Sciencosity”? “Highness”? Agnes’ internal vocabulary generator is working overtime! Gotta love it!