Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 15, 2023

Well, it certainly is wittle.

Why must I be subjected to the horrors of these groan-worthy puns?

Don’t be one of those visitors who leaves!

Stick around…

Put down roots.

Carve out a place for yourself.

You can start a new branch of your family.

All woods lead to Rome.

Carvae diem.

Whittle a little…

Substituting the word “Little” for “Whittle” makes hear the voice of Elmer Fudd.

Is the carving on the left a specific site in Italy?

One of my favorite ‘deep cuts’ from the first Stephen Bishop LP. ‘Little Italy’

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jYVHZN0_EDQ

And just in case anyone here isn’t already aware, “Little Italy” is the name of the neighborhood in Manhattan (NYC) that was traditionally filled with Italian immigrants.

Whittle while you work

Brilliant, clever, you must be a New Yorker…

I recognize the Vatican and the Coliseum, but does anyone recognize the one in the foreground that looks a bit like the Parthenon?

looks like whoever did that went away stumped…

that is your PUN-ishment