Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 13, 2023

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Sir Rodney, time to “fluff” the Royal throne.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is it time for the Preparation – H? Just considering the amount of Bull$hit he normally puts out. This time must be a whopper.

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    So, the Fink is no longer full of crap?

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 1 year ago

    The Wizard must have casted a “shall not pass” spell on ol Finky Boy.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Have you seen the new movie “Constipation”? No?

    That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I think there’s something wrong with the constipation website I signed up to.

    I can’t log out

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    suv2000  over 1 year ago

    I knew he was full of

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

    Now I’m worried $hitless.

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    mbakerbr549  over 1 year ago

    Oh he’s still full of it, just not AS full!

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    mbakerbr549  over 1 year ago

    If a politician has diarrhea for a week and is no longer full of it, he’s no longer qualified to be a politician, is he?

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    TMI

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    BigDaveGlass  over 1 year ago

    You think your job is bad

    “Surely one of the most repulsive jobs in history, the ‘Groom of the King’s Close Stool’ (or just Groom of the Stool for short) was a role created during the reign of Henry VIII to monitor and assist in the King’s bowel motions.”

    I bet he was relieved when that job stopped…….

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Like constipation in the body, a constipated politician can’t make a decision or move off a decision he/she’s already made. When our King finally makes a decision, that’s ample reason for celebration.

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    wongo  over 1 year ago

    I’m not cleaning that up! (Berta, two and a half men)

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Call in the jester with Ye Olde Ayre Freshener. Quick!

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    erledbet  over 1 year ago

    Always a main topic for the elder…..

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    MickMaus  over 1 year ago

    TMI! ;-)

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Well, you can say that The Fink has accomplished one thing in his life…

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    Michael Helwig  over 1 year ago

    There were no bathrooms in those days.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    He survived the toilet!

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  over 1 year ago

    the reason they are politicians is because they never run out of it

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No longer constipated but still full of himself.

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    hollisson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Looks like it backed up into his nose.

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    Camiyami Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He needs the “I pooped today” T-shirt. :)

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    It true about kings..there was no privacy..everyone knew his business and every move.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 1 year ago

    So I guess he just had a successful trip to the Little King’s Room?

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Too full of it, eh fink? ;)

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    kaycstamper  over 1 year ago

    Take a fat bomb a day.

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    Wow, so not sure if I would want that much attention for pinching a loaf.

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    blakerl  over 1 year ago

    OH! I don’t have anything for that.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    The citizens have wanted the Fink “to go” for years now.

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    When he got up off the throne, they knew all was well in the kingdom.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    Hopefully there isn’t a fan in that room.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Composed for an English King’s morning waters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdpjoxlAWg0

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    felinefan55 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Years ago I was flipping channels and that show where women gave birth without knowing they were pregnant was on. Having had two children I couldn’t understand how someone wouldn’t know. At my birthing class for my first child there were two women who were well over 400 pounds, so I could see how OTHER people wouldn’t know. This woman on TV thought she was just constipated and that was the cause for the discomfort. They re-enacted her husband outside the bathroom door cheer-leading her through what they thought was a bowel movement. The IDIOCY!! of that was beyond the pale. I guess since I will still shut the door and have the water running even when I am alone in the house I just don’t get it. Anyway it was a baby it the toilet. Mom and baby were healthy.

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    PAR85  over 1 year ago

    TMI

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    PaulLeckner  over 1 year ago

    The chips are down when the buffalo is empty.

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