“Surely one of the most repulsive jobs in history, the ‘Groom of the King’s Close Stool’ (or just Groom of the Stool for short) was a role created during the reign of Henry VIII to monitor and assist in the King’s bowel motions.”
Like constipation in the body, a constipated politician can’t make a decision or move off a decision he/she’s already made. When our King finally makes a decision, that’s ample reason for celebration.
Years ago I was flipping channels and that show where women gave birth without knowing they were pregnant was on. Having had two children I couldn’t understand how someone wouldn’t know. At my birthing class for my first child there were two women who were well over 400 pounds, so I could see how OTHER people wouldn’t know. This woman on TV thought she was just constipated and that was the cause for the discomfort. They re-enacted her husband outside the bathroom door cheer-leading her through what they thought was a bowel movement. The IDIOCY!! of that was beyond the pale. I guess since I will still shut the door and have the water running even when I am alone in the house I just don’t get it. Anyway it was a baby it the toilet. Mom and baby were healthy.
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
Sir Rodney, time to “fluff” the Royal throne.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Is it time for the Preparation – H? Just considering the amount of Bull$hit he normally puts out. This time must be a whopper.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
So, the Fink is no longer full of crap?
Darth_Walrus_1975 over 1 year ago
The Wizard must have casted a “shall not pass” spell on ol Finky Boy.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Have you seen the new movie “Constipation”? No?
That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
I think there’s something wrong with the constipation website I signed up to.
I can’t log out
suv2000 over 1 year ago
I knew he was full of
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.
Now I’m worried $hitless.
mbakerbr549 over 1 year ago
Oh he’s still full of it, just not AS full!
mbakerbr549 over 1 year ago
If a politician has diarrhea for a week and is no longer full of it, he’s no longer qualified to be a politician, is he?
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
TMI
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
You think your job is bad
“Surely one of the most repulsive jobs in history, the ‘Groom of the King’s Close Stool’ (or just Groom of the Stool for short) was a role created during the reign of Henry VIII to monitor and assist in the King’s bowel motions.”
I bet he was relieved when that job stopped…….
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Like constipation in the body, a constipated politician can’t make a decision or move off a decision he/she’s already made. When our King finally makes a decision, that’s ample reason for celebration.
wongo over 1 year ago
I’m not cleaning that up! (Berta, two and a half men)
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Call in the jester with Ye Olde Ayre Freshener. Quick!
erledbet over 1 year ago
Always a main topic for the elder…..
MickMaus over 1 year ago
TMI! ;-)
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Well, you can say that The Fink has accomplished one thing in his life…
Michael Helwig over 1 year ago
There were no bathrooms in those days.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
He survived the toilet!
LONNYMARQUEZ over 1 year ago
the reason they are politicians is because they never run out of it
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
No longer constipated but still full of himself.
hollisson Premium Member over 1 year ago
Looks like it backed up into his nose.
Camiyami Premium Member over 1 year ago
He needs the “I pooped today” T-shirt. :)
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
It true about kings..there was no privacy..everyone knew his business and every move.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
So I guess he just had a successful trip to the Little King’s Room?
geese28 over 1 year ago
Too full of it, eh fink? ;)
kaycstamper over 1 year ago
Take a fat bomb a day.
eced52 over 1 year ago
Wow, so not sure if I would want that much attention for pinching a loaf.
blakerl over 1 year ago
OH! I don’t have anything for that.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
The citizens have wanted the Fink “to go” for years now.
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
When he got up off the throne, they knew all was well in the kingdom.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
Hopefully there isn’t a fan in that room.
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Composed for an English King’s morning waters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdpjoxlAWg0
felinefan55 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Years ago I was flipping channels and that show where women gave birth without knowing they were pregnant was on. Having had two children I couldn’t understand how someone wouldn’t know. At my birthing class for my first child there were two women who were well over 400 pounds, so I could see how OTHER people wouldn’t know. This woman on TV thought she was just constipated and that was the cause for the discomfort. They re-enacted her husband outside the bathroom door cheer-leading her through what they thought was a bowel movement. The IDIOCY!! of that was beyond the pale. I guess since I will still shut the door and have the water running even when I am alone in the house I just don’t get it. Anyway it was a baby it the toilet. Mom and baby were healthy.
PAR85 over 1 year ago
TMI
PaulLeckner over 1 year ago
The chips are down when the buffalo is empty.