Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 16, 2023

Don’t knock it, Leo, all those special orders required hands-on customizing.

To bodicely go where no vampire has gone before.

Don’t bother googling corset maker because it will only show ladies in corsets and not the actual vampires who make them.

Lots of engineering in a job like that.

lmao .. wadda card wadda card

LOL!

Learn something new every day.

Hey! That’s what I did before I became a vampire!

Small world…

If I had to work with ladies undergarments all day my libido would explode.

“I vant to bite your… loose thread…”

I’d rather be a corset maker than a gladiator any day.

Of corsets not the only thing Gary did back then.

He fit right in. :)

In a darkened room the lady vampire decided to get a snack. The tailor who was constructing her corset was available. Thus Gary. But she didn’t see what kind of a vampire he would become. Because the only sucking he seemed to do… was when he would prick his fingers at work! ;)

I can’t believe I agree with Leopold on this!

Hmmm…given that the corset wasn’t around (no pun) until The Renaissance (my wife was a professional costumer and knows these things), this seems to be more proof that we have yet another “unreliable narrator” at work.

Scary Gary, all gone. Nothing but banal, boring, boorish, botanical, boob, bile, give it up!!!…

I agree, Leopold. A boob working with boobs.

“Pull it!!!!!!! Pull it TIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” :)

In a way, Gary’s past does tend to help us understand his present wimpishness….