Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 11, 2023

Does she get a ‘I donated’ sticker?

Is that to sweeten the blood?

His bedside manner sucks.

It looks like she’s done. If she revives as a vampire, she won’t be interested in any of that.

If you haven’t drained her dry, she might appreciate the gesture.

Breakfast of Corpses!

Funny one, Leigh!

He wants her (at least her blood) to be strong for the next time he visits.

Well he did drain a lot of iron out of her so OJ does help

Just like the Red Cross!

They always need donations. It is a good deed that costs you nothing but a little time. AND you get cookies! https://www.redcrossblood.org/

All the other vampires pale in comparison.

I’m a diabetic and as such I’m not allowed to donate blood. I wonder what a vampire would think about that.

Could be one way Scary Gary gets back in business.

It doesn’t pay to kill the cow when all you want is the milk! Gotta keep your food source healthy! (Giggle!)

That vampire looks like a Matt Groening design.

Heh, I gave blood yesterday. I was going to give platelets, but their machines were having issues. When more than half an hour passed and they hadn’t stuck a needle in, I switched.

He’s gotta insure a steady supply…

LOLOL

Considerate or extending the life of his feed bag?