Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 22, 2023

You’re really asking for it now.

At least he’s asking somebody.

It’s a phone-in.

Better to ask forgiveness than permission

What would Siri do?

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Obsession

Kid, this is one of those times it is better to ask for forgiveness instead of asking for permission. Cookie Monster Rule #1.

Check with your mother first, kids.

Something else he won’t find an answer on that device.

Someone with Siri or Alexia should ask “May I have a cookie?” and report the results here.

He probably has the Magic 8-Ball app on his phone.

SIgn of immediate parenting fail. Good parenting results in kids who consult the Internet for recipes, not answers to moral dilemmas. Remember, the first cookie is always free.

Alexa says go for it