B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 12, 2023

that would be enough to make steamed turtle sauté

Now stop interrupting grace.

They must be real close if a turtle brought it.

Taking fast food to a new slow

If Uber eats, what does Uber eat if Uber keeps giving the food away?

John’s new side gig…

Now that’s a change from John working for the U.S. Mail.

Maybe it was a miss-steak…..

Using turtle delivery gives the steak time to cook to just the right temperature in that heat.

Those were the strange times when you could eat big and juicy bronto burgers like Fred Flintstone did.

Guaranteed to arrive in 3 days or less.

Ask and you shell receive.

That’s more of an unter than an uber.

Okay, on a similar topic. Has anyone seen any sign of the ice cream truck? I haven’t heard one in years.

Food Delivery is not new! History. In 1889 the first recorded food delivery took place in Naples, Italy. King Humberto and Queen Marguerita of Savoy were feeling lazy and requested a pizza to be delivered by the famous pizza maker Rafaele Esposito. The first online food order was a pizza from Pizza Hut in 1994. In 1995, the first online restaurant delivery service launched. Called World Wide Waiter, the service aggregated more than 60 restaurants in the San Francisco Bay Area, and offered home or office delivery. Today It’s common place. (I still go out to eat. I’m not afraid of the world. )

Ha! Hysterical

Strange Days Have Found Us..

“It’s a strange strange world we live in, Master Jack…”

It’s an aged steak.

Turtle, what kind of soups do you have?

I’m beginning to think all times are strange times

I try not to think too…

Uber now has the beverage delivery called uber s ucks…

The next turtle/tortoise carries a bone surrounded by a cloud of flies and has the following signage: UBER Sucks.