Pickles by Brian Crane for July 01, 2023

Nelson i suggest not asking Grandma that question.

The same as saying that kissing a smoker is like licking an ash tray. Really? Who ever licked an ash tray?

I kissed one of my girl friends (a smoker) she did taste like an ashtray smells!

Many years ago, the Fuller Brush Man visited the house.

Yesterday, it was the garbage disposal, not the dishwasher.

The lipstick imprints better up there!!!

When I was a very young kid my cousin wanted to play house. She was a little younger than me. We were at our grandparents’ place. My cousin had forgotten to bring her doll so we used a shoebox as the crib and our baby was a hair brush. I joked with my cousin many years later that our kid had a brush cut! lol :-) Kids have wonderful imaginations, eh?

Grandma gets around more than you know!

You can sit on the couch but do not slouch.

Wait…Earl actually did something around the house?

That’s a very sharp question.

Maybe if she’d reward him with more than a kiss on the head he’d do more around the house.

Very good question, indeed

I have a mustache, and my wife of 49 years, told one of her friends that kissing a man without a mustache was like eating a boiled egg without salt.

I didn’t know Opal had it in her.

That’s wonderful. Now how about the disposer?

I always wonder the same thing when people say “that tastes like (excrement)!”

On the few times that I’ve shaved my ‘stache my wife refused to kiss me until I grew it back. But it’s not as bushy as Earl’s.

My Dad was bald since before I was born, and he always got attention from certain types of waitresses (I suppose flirty ones), like rubbing his head for good luck and such…

A very, very good question indeed, Nelson.

Earl’s an idiot. How could he fix a dishwasher?

She brushes just before she plucks…EpiLady?

I had a brush with Death. Fortunately, he didn’t kiss me. Bad breath, I guess.

One of life’s mysteries……. FOR SURE

Earl will now have to take extra naps for about a month.

Nelson …… some questions are best unasked ….. :)

I thought it was the garbage disposal that needed fixing?

The same way he knows what fixing a dishwasher is like?

When Opal was much, much younger, she probably practiced hugging and kissing with her pillow, her stuffed toys, and yes, likely her hairbrush too.

Yet she refused to kiss him when he shaved it off.. some people!

Secret male code, moustache wear, brush-off females…

At my last job, a newly hired coworker once asked me what I was eating. After I told her she remarked my lunch “tasted like butt”. I asked her how she knew what butt tasted like and she never said that to me again.

My wife said she loved my facial hair. It tickled. You have to go through a little underbrush to get to best picnic spots.

If she did not like, I would have shaved immediately.

I thought it was the garbage disposal

He has probably worn it since they got married. I have had mine since 76, when the Army allowed ’staches.

that is a valid question haw dose she know what it feels like just like my friend knows what a game cartridge taste like

“This tastes like sh*t.”

“Thank you for that information. I have always wondered.”