the only balloon animal that I can make is a snake.
Is breaking balloon animals a talent?
What other skills does anybody need?
Well, there’s the demolition – all he does is blow things up.
When you got one as great as that, who needs any others?
He knows how to tie up loose ends, who can’t use someone like that.
But he’d be great at office parties.
Full of hot air. He’s perfect for marketing.
No.
“You mean ain’t that enough???”
Calling his making balloon animals a skill is very generous.
As a young man Steve Martin worked at Disneyland making balloon animals. He was fired for making “obscene” figures, sperms, va-ginas, pe-nises, etc. No kidding. :)
“I’m also highly experienced in the creation of paper-clip chains!”
I can tell his career is ballooning.
His work is subject to inflation
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David_the_CAD over 1 year ago
the only balloon animal that I can make is a snake.
AllishaDawn over 1 year ago
Is breaking balloon animals a talent?
GreasyOldTam over 1 year ago
What other skills does anybody need?
comixbomix over 1 year ago
Well, there’s the demolition – all he does is blow things up.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
When you got one as great as that, who needs any others?
P51Strega over 1 year ago
He knows how to tie up loose ends, who can’t use someone like that.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
But he’d be great at office parties.
uniquename over 1 year ago
Full of hot air. He’s perfect for marketing.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
No.
joeatwork212 over 1 year ago
“You mean ain’t that enough???”
Doug K over 1 year ago
Calling his making balloon animals a skill is very generous.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
As a young man Steve Martin worked at Disneyland making balloon animals. He was fired for making “obscene” figures, sperms, va-ginas, pe-nises, etc. No kidding. :)
EMGULS79 over 1 year ago
“I’m also highly experienced in the creation of paper-clip chains!”
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
I can tell his career is ballooning.
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
His work is subject to inflation