Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 24, 2023

You’re a dandy! (lyin’)

Weeds often have cute little flowers.

Every buddy wants somebuddy sometime.

Technically true. A weed is just an unwanted plant.

But if you is dweeb then nobody wants you.

And I want you to go somewhere else.

This is cute!

Chicory is the ugliest plant I’ve ever seen… until the little blue flowers pop out. I do not, however, like it as a coffee substitute or additive. Cattle love it, though. I think the stems floss their teeth.

It’s always nice to be wanted !

Amen to that!

Dandelion Wine

Whether a plant is a weed is in the perception of the beholder.

One person’s weed is another person’s treasure.

My favorite plants in the front yard are the Ironweed, Joe-Pye weed, and butterfly weed.

weed lives matter too

A weed is a misplaced flower.

Dandelion greens are edible. But if someone wants you just to eat you, does that make you feel better?

Roundup!

I love you, little dandelion.

I love wild flowers. The bees love them too!

My favorite weed. Wishing flowers.

Bees love dandylions. And they are edible and make good wine.

I love dandelion honey.

(I have a friend who is a beekeeper. It’s one of his several single-flower honeys.)

Lotsa people likes weed.

Are those flowers growing on somebody’s tongue? (Teeth in the background?)

“Look at you…you’re growing like a weed!”

Hey, some, “weeds”, are highly prized, even worshipped!

Weed like you better if you moved to the neighbors yard…

There’s no such thing as a good weed. Oh, sorry – the Monarch Butterflies rely on Milkweed, so that one’s OK ;-)

Do weeds tell each other, “You’re growing like a child”?

That weed resembles Maggie Simpson or Maggie Simpson resembles that weed or maybe it’s a weed named Maggie Simpson.

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.simpsonswiki.com%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2F9%2F9d%2FMaggie_Simpson.png%2F250px-Maggie_Simpson.png&tbnid=E5ckLxROm-i5HM&vet=12ahUKEwj_mNqS1dz_AhWcK2IAHconA8MQMygBegUIARDvAQ..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fsimpsonswiki.com%2Fwiki%2FMaggie_Simpson&docid=TYZ89DBOT0dPeM&w=250&h=319&q=maggie%20simpson&ved=2ahUKEwj_mNqS1dz_AhWcK2IAHconA8MQMygBegUIARDvAQ

As one of my old botany professors at college once told me, “A weed is just a flower growing out of place.”