Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 30, 2023

Not nice, Broomie.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…

The only thing missing here is the bigger boat…..

Notice how that starfish following Broomie isn’t scared off.

:-( don’t think it will work on our shores. People would come to touch it. And snap pictures.

Let’s shark again like we did last summer, let’s shark again like we did last year.

Funny but not really! Sharks are more aggressive and biting people near shore.

and cue the John Williams theme…

Is the shark coming out of the water?

That’s a nasty prank, Broomie.

She must’ve gotten the idea from those pranksters from ‘JAWS’.

Why do they have to leave the beach? It WOULD make the water less crowded!

always as greedy, ain’t cha?

Why would people on the beach run? It’s not as if a shark can chase them on land.

Just for that, hope you enjoy the sand fleas.

That can’t be much of a shark, considering the depth of water where the fin is.

Reminds Me of when I was a kid…Being short of stature, I always bought two “cokes” at the movies…One to pour on the back of the seat in front of me, so’ s I could see the movie….Works…

My kids learned the same thing…..Go Broomie!…

Silly people, sharks don’t come on land…

I think an excellent way to deter beach goers is to make a very large, menacing crab.

Devilishly clever, Broom-Hilda! If any local Lifeguards catch on, though, your beach day may end abruptly….