Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 23, 2023

Cartoon physics, sure, but, really, floating on top of the water?

Ask the I scream vendor if they saw a nessie.

The dad should have said “Aye, I see it too, laddie”, like a true Scotsman. He needs a few lessons from Commander Montgomery Scott.

Lick Ness

Loch laddie, a real Mess

With that long neck, will Nessie be able to clean up her messy?

GROAN

I’m being pedantic. Ness is the name of the Loch (lake), not the name of the monster. It’s like Frankenstein isn’t the name of that monster either.

Sooo….how exactly did the ice cream truck make it all the way out there?

I’ll be there in a week to see him.

Does he/she play da pipes, laddie?!

Looks like he mythed his mouth.

Myth mess mish mosh.

I’m thinking that fat shaming is uncalled for here.