Yeah, Liz, I think immaturity is the name of the game in this household. And if you want total love from Jon, then you’re in luck. But, maturity might be asking too much.
Many years ago when my step daughter was still at home, she came in mad at her boyfriend. “Why can’t he grow up??!!” I told her, “Sweetheart, guys don’t really grow up, we just get bigger toys.” She said, “Y-You mean this is as good as it gets??” “I’m afraid so.” She turned to her mom, “Mom is he right??” “Yes, sweetheart he is.” She screamed and stormed off to her bedroom. I started after her, and the boss said, “No! You stay here. Guys are the problem right now, you’ll just make it worse. I’ll go in.” I was well trained, “Yes ’m.”
Then there are people who make fart noises every time they blow their noses. I like to tell them their nose farts can’t possibly feel as good as my butt farts.
codycab over 1 year ago
BUUURRRRRRP! Says the king!
I need a burrito over 1 year ago
I learned to armpit fart in the middle of science class i dont regret a thing
Lucy Rudy over 1 year ago
I’ve never needed to armpit fart.
Kwen over 1 year ago
Then she’ll scowl them for ARM farting so they’ll have to resort to…
Silverturtle over 1 year ago
ALL HAIL! Today is Jim Davis’ birthday.
rekam Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s a wonder that Liz puts up with either one of them.
BJ40 over 1 year ago
It’s a guys thing Liz, you have to live with it and you can never change their attitudes.
Peterh778 over 1 year ago
You cannot stay young forever but you can be forever immature :)
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
Would have been funnier if she’d joined in.
manowarrior over 1 year ago
I can still do my scary tiger growl by cupping my hands over my mouth.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yeah, Liz, I think immaturity is the name of the game in this household. And if you want total love from Jon, then you’re in luck. But, maturity might be asking too much.
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
I’m so mature, I bought a fart machine of eBay……
jagedlo over 1 year ago
The moment “Mom” turns her back…
Troglodyte over 1 year ago
Boys, now that is going too fart, er far! :D
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
Boys will be boys!
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
Artificial fart under the arm, George Carlin Class Clown album, he said class clown was first one to discover this, usual in gym class.
2AndFour over 1 year ago
That is not immaturity. This is just a cat and a guy having fun.
RobinHood over 1 year ago
Happy Birthday Mr. Davis
Droptma Styx over 1 year ago
Armpit farting over your shirt is next-level.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 1 year ago
What’s the point of being a grown up if you can’t be childish once in a while?- the 4th Doctor.
edmund_graham over 1 year ago
I don’t do either, but I could never be accused of being mature lol
Sir Isaac over 1 year ago
The womenfolk would be appalled to learn what the menfolk get up to when they’re not around.
prrdh over 1 year ago
Yes, it is.
ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe over 1 year ago
Happy Birthday, Jim Davis.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hahaha… Dopey Jon is doing it with his shirt on.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
Because women can’t compete they call it immature.. A common cop-out.
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
I can make a snorking sound with my throat, though.
abbie.normal over 1 year ago
Who needs maturity?
Bruce1253 over 1 year ago
Many years ago when my step daughter was still at home, she came in mad at her boyfriend. “Why can’t he grow up??!!” I told her, “Sweetheart, guys don’t really grow up, we just get bigger toys.” She said, “Y-You mean this is as good as it gets??” “I’m afraid so.” She turned to her mom, “Mom is he right??” “Yes, sweetheart he is.” She screamed and stormed off to her bedroom. I started after her, and the boss said, “No! You stay here. Guys are the problem right now, you’ll just make it worse. I’ll go in.” I was well trained, “Yes ’m.”
ManiacEx over 1 year ago
Jon wins. I’ve never known anyone else who can do an armpit fart with both hands outside the shirt.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
Happy birthday, Jon and Jim Davis!
karmakat01 over 1 year ago
shrugs…and yet she is still with him.
bobpeters61 over 1 year ago
Then there are people who make fart noises every time they blow their noses. I like to tell them their nose farts can’t possibly feel as good as my butt farts.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Sometimes it is.
bolo over 1 year ago
Everyone at some point in time has gambled on a fart & lost.
KEA over 1 year ago
Happy Birthday Jim Davis!
RobinHood2018 over 1 year ago
“We’re BACHELORS, Baby!”
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 1 year ago
So what’s next ? A farting contest ?
MT Wallet over 1 year ago
I’m not reading all the comments to make sure but …
Happy 78th Mr. Davis.
Betrayral In The Common Room over 1 year ago
They’re bachelors baby!
dlseelinger1764 over 1 year ago
Hey Liz, you knew Jon was immature when you met him and yet you stay with him.
FarhanMaleq7801 over 1 year ago
Lizzie… Lizzie… AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Garfield Fan '90 over 1 year ago
Maturity is for cheese!
javonrdmoore over 1 year ago
You just have to be a kid sometimes
geese28 over 1 year ago
Took me a while but I think I can manage a top 40 with my armpit ;p
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
At times, it most definitely is. That’s why they like us….
catmom1360 over 1 year ago
Men are easily entertained.
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
For once I totally agree with Garfield.
cmxx over 1 year ago
Pshht. “Maturity is overrated” is what all the immature folks say.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
Liz can do so much better.
WentHulk over 1 year ago
You know LIz not everyone even other women are as mature as you.