The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 29, 2023

First guest is Seth Rogaine

This Joe is more entertaining.

You could use some there baldy!

They’re not just podcasters. They’re clients also.

He thought it was gonna be about grandchildren… i.e., heir growth.

Give it time. It will grow on you.

Prince Harry and Meghan’s podcast got cancelled after 1 season this week. There was nothing interesting going on. Big surprise.

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Pharma is developing a new drug, combining rogaine and viagra. It grows hair, but you can’t get it to lie down flat!

It looks like they don’t just talk the talk.

Invite Moe Howard.

Our next guess, Hairy Potter!

Another object lesson in the importance of proofreading.

So, hair today, canceled tomorrow? Forget the Rogaine, you are Rogone, courtesy of cancel culture.

All his Spelling Teachers couldn’t believe how bad he was.

No pain, no gain?

He don’t like, he don’t like, he don’t liiiike….. Rogaine!

♫When your hairs falling out and you want to shout, Rogaine♪ (Sung to Eric Clapton’s song “Cocaine”)